Dear Luke,
Ahh... hahaha man i don't know how to say this but man...I am so sorry for cutting off your hand. I don't know what i was thinking, we were just kind of fighting and well that was the first thought that came to me, and that whole dark side thing I am very sorry I have taken classes for Pier pressure and i am very sorry. Oh yeah... you know Laya... ah... yeah she's your sister so... um... maybe its not such a good idea to be kissing her, you know unless your in to that kind of thing. hahaha so yeah I'm sorry I don't know what happen. Maybe we could start over, i could play catch with you, you could even have a puppy! anyway sorry my bad. Oh yeah one of the janitors found your hand i mail it to you with this leader so yeah, sorry!
With Love,
Vader