Hiya! Well this is my first parody of POTC im just trying to have a little fun but warning my sparrabethness can take over during this soo watch out willabethers ahaha but it wont be too bad...i promisee..he-he well i hope all of you enjoy this. I have had it in the back of my cp forso long and i decided to gets some guts and ost it well i hope you like it read and review!!
Disclamier-i dont own anything so put the gun down...thou i wish i did own Jack..jesus christ!
Host:Hi, my name is hayleydepp9449 and I will be your host for these exciting three, yes three months. Will the Pirates of The Caribbean be able to stand each other for these three months or will they rip each other to shreds, will I be able to resist Jack's good looks or will I jump on him like a mad tiger. I really cant answer that. Now its time to check up on our friends backstage where they have just arrived…woah! They just arrived?
Camera guy: yeah, except jack is knocked out cold could wake up any minute now.
hayleydepp9449 slips offstage grinning fiercely
Jack: WTF am I doing here…..this isn't Victoria's secret
Will:-arches eyebrow- what were you doing there
Jack: -ignoring will- oh look cameras..-comes close-up to the camera where you can see his breath-Ello..who is in there?
Elizabeth: Jack, We signed a contract to be on a reality show, and since you refused to come they bashed you on the head and dragged you here. don't you remember.. Oh yeah it was at that one club and you we were drunk singing "they tried to make me go to rehab and I said NO NO NO".-gasps- JACK SPARROW stop licking the camera…
Jack stops with his tongue still on the camera looking at Elizabeth
pirates move slowly away from him
Barbossa: why, why me-on knees- TAKE ME NOW!
Norrington sneaks up behind him and hits him with a golf club
Will: I think he is dead….
Jack: FINALLY, High Five, anyone, anyone?
pirates just stares blankly
Elizabeth: I'm hungry.. Taco Bell anyone?
Jack: I like tacos
Norrington:I like hot gu-hot sauce , I like taco bells hot sauce-smiles nervously-
Will: Uh, ok?
Jack: Ok then off to taco bell….
screaming in the background
Hayleydepp9449: OMG its JACK SPARROW
Jack: CAPTAIN, luv.
Hayleydepp9449: CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow-squee-
Jack: thank you-wait who are you?
Hayleydepp9449: the host and your wife the next three months-grins-
Jack: hmm..sounds good to me…Taco Bell
Jack gestures to the door
Hayleydepp9449: oh god I love tacos..
Jack: OMG me too
Elizabeth rolls eyes
Elizabeth: get a life, people
Hayleydepp9449:excuse me, at least everybody I kiss DOESN'T die!
Pirates: Burn!
Will: ha ha, she got you good
Elizabeth: -slaps will across the head- let's go before I have an emotional break down
Jack: what about barbossa?
Norrington: He Left
Jack: Huh?
Norrington: said he needed a drink?
Will: okay…..
Jack: Let's go me and my new wife for de three months have some talking to do!
pirates eyes widen
Jack: for petes sake you perverts, lets go Hayley, can I call you Hayley?
Hayleydepp9449: anything you want Jackie!
pirates leave to the limo waiting outside along with the hos
Norrington: Wait. can we bring you?
Hayleydepp9449:of course you can…wait jack is bringing me not you guys!
Norrington: like I would want to..
Jack: watch it, mate… this gal has respect for me.. She called me Captain unlike some PIRATES I know and some wig wearing freak of nature!
Norrington: hey, that reminds me can we stop by the store I need new wig powder!
Pirates: No!
Norrington: -scrunches up- sorry!
Well..-nudges reader- how didcha like it review or get chased with a REALLY big stick!
Im outta this joint..peace!
HayleyDepp9449 has left de building!