-1Musical Atmos

By Spymaster Fletcher

Making the people of Atmos live in song. Script-form, possibly OOC and t for language, content and boyish attitude.

I don't own anything here. At all. So don't ask.

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Picture Finn sitting up against the wall of the condor, He has just been rejected by lots of girls on terra Tropica. Next, picture Stork coming down to the hanger to work on the Stork Mobil. He sees Finn and starts to sing.

STORK:
Right now you are down and out and feeling really crappy

FINN:
I'll say.

STORK:
And when I see how sad you are
It sort of makes me...
Happy!

FINN:
Happy?!

STORK:
Sorry, Finn, merbian nature-
Nothing I can do!
It's...
Schadenfreude!
Making me feel glad that I'm not you.

FINN:
Well that's not very nice, Stork!

STORK:
I didn't say it was nice! But everybody does it!

D'ja ever clap when a waitress falls and drops a tray of glasses?

FINN:
Yeah...

STORK:
And ain't it fun to watch talon fighter falling on their asses?

FINN:
Sure!

STORK:
And don'tcha feel all warm and cozy,
Watching people out in the rain!

FINN:
You bet!

STORK:
That's...

STORK AND FINN:
Schadenfreude!

STORK:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

FINN:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Cyclonian word?

STORK:
Yup! It's Ancient Cyclonian for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

FINN:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is Cyclonian!

Watching a vegetarian being told she just ate chicken

STORK:
Or watching a frat boy realize just what he put his dick in!

FINN:
Being on the elevator when somebody shouts "Hold the door!"

STORK AND FINN:
"No!!"
Schadenfreude!

STORK:
"Fuck you lady, that's what stairs are for!"

FINN:
Ooh, how about...
Piper girly getting Bs?

STORK:
Raptors getting STDs!

FINN:
Waking time keeps from their naps!

STORK:
Watching Murk Raiders reading maps!

FINN:
Wallop bullies getting tackled!

STORK:
Rebel Ducks getting shackled!

FINN:
Watching sky-knights never reach

STORK AND FINN:
The ending of their award speech!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!
Schadenfreude!

STORK:
The world needs people like you and me who've been knocked around by fate.
'Cause when people see us, they don't want to be us, and that makes them feel great.

FINN:
Sure!
We provide a vital service to society!

STORK AND FINN:
You and me!
Schadenfreude!
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
Making the world a better place...
To be!

STORK:
S-C-H-A-D-E-N-F-R-E-U-D-E!

Now picture Aerrow walking into the hanger, his jaw dropping.

AERROW:

I would rather not know.