Chapter 1: Kirby Section
A/N: I don't own anyting trademarked in this story. Ni-Kaabi, Miruku, and Hoshi are mine, and you may use them, just give me credit.
Last time...
Our Heroes defeated the ice dragon and the ghost and rescued Miruku. But now, they have something else to worry about, Fat Buu from the Dragonball Z section became lost while looking for some chocolate and ended up in the Kirby section of Fanfiction.net. So now our party must travel to the depths of the Dragonball Z section to return Majin Buu to Hercule. All this adds up to...
AN EVEN MORE SCREWED UP KIRBY STORY!!!
(Insert end song to G Gundam here.)
Now, on with the show!!!!
King Dedede was leading the party down the road, singing loudly. "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." Kirby joined in, "She was lookin' Kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead" Next, Hoshi piped up. "Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin!" "Back to the rules an' I hit the ground runnin'!" Sang Tiff, Tuff called out, "Didn't make sense not to live for some" "Your brain gets smart, butcha head get's dumb!" Sang Ni- Kaabi "You'll never know if you don't go" screeched Buu. "You'll never shine if you don't glow!" Miruku finished the beginning Then all of them sang. "Hey now, you're an all-star! So get your game on, go play! Hey now, you're a rock star so get your show on, go play! An all that's a little bit slow, only shootin' stars break the mold!" Ni-Kaabi spoke up, Hey! Listen to this song! He sang the song, "Without me" by Eminem. "WHO Taught him that?! said King Dedede. Everyone pointed to Escargoon, who King Dedede beat the crap out of right there with a bag of melted frozen peas. Metaknight looks around and says "It's getting dark, We'd better set up camp, before we lose Buu in the woods." Ni-Kaabi coughed. "Dad, I don't feel good." He said. King Dedede looked worried. "How do you not feel good?" " My stomach hurts and I feel kinda hot." King Dedede turned to the party. "We need to stop. Ni-Kaabi's sick." So they set up camp. As they sat down to the campfire, King Dedede asks MK, "Hey, how come you never take that mask off? Is your face really scarred and ugly or something?" MK looked really embarrassed and said, after a long, akward pause, "Um....................... Well, It happened like this..."
*Flashback* MK is sitting in the camp with the star warriors. They are all talking about a victoria's secret catalouge that was swiped from a backpack, which they're looking at. He is trying to glue his mask back together after he accidentally broke it.
MK: Here we go, glue it back together with this super glue so I can hide my true identity from the warriors who I like to put Icy Hot in their pants.
MK doesn't wait for the glue to dry, though, and when he wakes up the next morning...
MK: I need to let my face cool off. (Tries to pull mask off) Oh, sh*t...
*End of flashback*
King Dedede laughed. "Ha ha! And everyone thinks I'M stupid! "Oh, yeah?" Says MK, "What about that time you got glue on your hands, scratched your butt, then glued your hand to it?!" King Dedede turned red, "THAT'S A SECRET!!!!! And I know that YOU like Hamtaro!!!!" MK retaliated, "Oh, yeah? What about that time when you got wasted and thought you saw an alien, but it was really Escargoon, so you beat the crap out of him?!" "You got gored in the butt when you went bullfighting!!!" "You locked yourself out of the castle naked!!!" Suddenly, They heard Ni-Kaabi in his tent. "Niiiiiiii- Kaabi?" said King Dedede. He waddled into the tent, only to find Ni-Kaabi sitting up, curled into a ball, and shaking. King Dedede goes over to him, "Ni-Kaabi, are you okay?" He opened his mouth to talk........... and barfed all over King Dedede. "EEEEEEEEW!!!" said King Dedede. "I was afraid this would happen." Said Miruku, "He sometimes gets sick after a hard fight." With that, he put his hands on Ni-Kaabi's stomach, and they began to glow, along with Ni-Kaabi. After the glow went off, Ni-Kaabi looked up at his dad. He looked much better. "Dad, I'm hungry." "Um, go with Escargoon, he'll feed you............ while I clean the puke off my clothes." They walked back to the campfire, Escargoon leading Ni-Kaabi. When they got back, Escargoon was watching Ni-Kaabi and Miruku whispering to each other. "Hey, Escargoon?" says Miruku, "We dare you to snort this pixie stick!!!" He was holding a big pixie stick. Escargoon said, "Why should I?" "Because," said Ni-Kaabi, "We dared you, you have to do it." So Escargoon took the pixie stick in one hand, held it up to his nose(?) and inhaled as deeply as he could. "SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF- SNORK SNORT HONK *cough cough* *wrrrretch!* AHCHOO!!!" He felt like he was trying to breathe Drano. After he recovered, he said, "Okay, I dare you to........... Go through your Dad's backpack!!!" So Ni-Kaabi began to dig through his dad's backpack and came up with....... a dirty magazine. "What's this?" He said. No one knew what to tell him. Then King Dedede came back. "Dad, what's this?" Said Ni- Kaabi. "Er..........ummmmmmmmmm.....uhhhhhh.......It's............aaaaaa........... .First aid guide..." "Why are these two people doing that? See, one of them is standing behind the other one and holding her." King Dedede took the magazine, "He's trying to get food out of her windpipe, she's choking." "I didn't know that." "Of course you don't, you're only four." Ni-Kaabi innocently looked up at his dad. "Dad what does this mean?" and with that, He gave his dad the hand. "NI-KAABI!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!! IT MEANS A REALLY BAD WORD!!!" Then King Dedede turned to the rest of the group. "From now on, if someone does so much as think a bad word, then I'll bash his brains in with my hammer!!!" Everybody looked scared. Tuff just had to push it. " I'm thinking of a word that starts with "cr" and ends with "ap" So naturally, King Dedede goes over..... and puts down his hammer. "I won't hammer you for that." he said. Then he took tuff and his glass of water, dumped out the glass, and stuffed Tuff into the waterglass. "Unfortunately, I said nothing about stuffing your entire body into a shot glass. "It's a water glass." said Tuff, so King Dedede got mad and broke the glass with his mallet. "Ouch...." said Tuff when he popped back into shape. Buu woke up from where he was sleeping. "Buu need sleep. You all be too loud. Buu no sleep!" Kirby asked Buu, "You didn't eat, how about some candy or something?" so Buu said, "You make yummy for Buu's tummy?" "Sure." said Kirby, "I have plenty of candy." Buu sat down and pigged out on every single last bit of Kirby's candy. "Whoa" said Kirby, "He's even hungrier than me!" Hoshi suddenly yelled, "I'M AN ALIEN!!!" Everyone looked at her. "Well, I had to say something because trhe writer was ignoring me again, but I really am an alien!!!" "How do you know?" asked King Dedede. "Because my name means star, and aliens come from the stars." Tiff looked up from her diary. "Are you aware that the Japanese name for the Kirby anime means "Kirby's Star?" "YEAH!!!" said Hoshi, "And I am Kirby's Star!!! cuz he's my aibo!!! (A/N: I think "Aibo" means boyfriend.) And with that, Hoshi planted a big, wet kiss right on Kirby's mouth. Kirby fainted. as he fainted, he knocked a heavy pot on Hoshi's head. Hoshi shook her head around, and her eyes got really wide, "OH NO!!! I GOT KNOCKED SANE!!!" she began to panic. "Whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido?!" Metaknight picked up a heavy metal pot and slammed it into her head. She shook her head again and stood up. "HOORAY!!!!! I'M INSANE AGAIN, HEE HEE HEE!!!" King Dedede looked to the sky, "It's midnight, we'd better sleep." he said. and they fell right asleep.
***
While Tiff was sleeping, MK came to her in a dream and said, "Tiff, wake up! Something bad is happening to you!" She awoke with a start and noticed that something had taken a valueable possession. "Oh no!" she said.
End of chapter 1
KingDedede114: so do you like it? after I get rid of a few charactars, I might accept the best charactar sent to me! so send your charactars to KingDedede114@aol.com, the best one will be in my story!
A/N: I don't own anyting trademarked in this story. Ni-Kaabi, Miruku, and Hoshi are mine, and you may use them, just give me credit.
Last time...
Our Heroes defeated the ice dragon and the ghost and rescued Miruku. But now, they have something else to worry about, Fat Buu from the Dragonball Z section became lost while looking for some chocolate and ended up in the Kirby section of Fanfiction.net. So now our party must travel to the depths of the Dragonball Z section to return Majin Buu to Hercule. All this adds up to...
AN EVEN MORE SCREWED UP KIRBY STORY!!!
(Insert end song to G Gundam here.)
Now, on with the show!!!!
King Dedede was leading the party down the road, singing loudly. "Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed." Kirby joined in, "She was lookin' Kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an "L" on her forehead" Next, Hoshi piped up. "Well, the years start comin and they don't stop comin!" "Back to the rules an' I hit the ground runnin'!" Sang Tiff, Tuff called out, "Didn't make sense not to live for some" "Your brain gets smart, butcha head get's dumb!" Sang Ni- Kaabi "You'll never know if you don't go" screeched Buu. "You'll never shine if you don't glow!" Miruku finished the beginning Then all of them sang. "Hey now, you're an all-star! So get your game on, go play! Hey now, you're a rock star so get your show on, go play! An all that's a little bit slow, only shootin' stars break the mold!" Ni-Kaabi spoke up, Hey! Listen to this song! He sang the song, "Without me" by Eminem. "WHO Taught him that?! said King Dedede. Everyone pointed to Escargoon, who King Dedede beat the crap out of right there with a bag of melted frozen peas. Metaknight looks around and says "It's getting dark, We'd better set up camp, before we lose Buu in the woods." Ni-Kaabi coughed. "Dad, I don't feel good." He said. King Dedede looked worried. "How do you not feel good?" " My stomach hurts and I feel kinda hot." King Dedede turned to the party. "We need to stop. Ni-Kaabi's sick." So they set up camp. As they sat down to the campfire, King Dedede asks MK, "Hey, how come you never take that mask off? Is your face really scarred and ugly or something?" MK looked really embarrassed and said, after a long, akward pause, "Um....................... Well, It happened like this..."
*Flashback* MK is sitting in the camp with the star warriors. They are all talking about a victoria's secret catalouge that was swiped from a backpack, which they're looking at. He is trying to glue his mask back together after he accidentally broke it.
MK: Here we go, glue it back together with this super glue so I can hide my true identity from the warriors who I like to put Icy Hot in their pants.
MK doesn't wait for the glue to dry, though, and when he wakes up the next morning...
MK: I need to let my face cool off. (Tries to pull mask off) Oh, sh*t...
*End of flashback*
King Dedede laughed. "Ha ha! And everyone thinks I'M stupid! "Oh, yeah?" Says MK, "What about that time you got glue on your hands, scratched your butt, then glued your hand to it?!" King Dedede turned red, "THAT'S A SECRET!!!!! And I know that YOU like Hamtaro!!!!" MK retaliated, "Oh, yeah? What about that time when you got wasted and thought you saw an alien, but it was really Escargoon, so you beat the crap out of him?!" "You got gored in the butt when you went bullfighting!!!" "You locked yourself out of the castle naked!!!" Suddenly, They heard Ni-Kaabi in his tent. "Niiiiiiii- Kaabi?" said King Dedede. He waddled into the tent, only to find Ni-Kaabi sitting up, curled into a ball, and shaking. King Dedede goes over to him, "Ni-Kaabi, are you okay?" He opened his mouth to talk........... and barfed all over King Dedede. "EEEEEEEEW!!!" said King Dedede. "I was afraid this would happen." Said Miruku, "He sometimes gets sick after a hard fight." With that, he put his hands on Ni-Kaabi's stomach, and they began to glow, along with Ni-Kaabi. After the glow went off, Ni-Kaabi looked up at his dad. He looked much better. "Dad, I'm hungry." "Um, go with Escargoon, he'll feed you............ while I clean the puke off my clothes." They walked back to the campfire, Escargoon leading Ni-Kaabi. When they got back, Escargoon was watching Ni-Kaabi and Miruku whispering to each other. "Hey, Escargoon?" says Miruku, "We dare you to snort this pixie stick!!!" He was holding a big pixie stick. Escargoon said, "Why should I?" "Because," said Ni-Kaabi, "We dared you, you have to do it." So Escargoon took the pixie stick in one hand, held it up to his nose(?) and inhaled as deeply as he could. "SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF- SNORK SNORT HONK *cough cough* *wrrrretch!* AHCHOO!!!" He felt like he was trying to breathe Drano. After he recovered, he said, "Okay, I dare you to........... Go through your Dad's backpack!!!" So Ni-Kaabi began to dig through his dad's backpack and came up with....... a dirty magazine. "What's this?" He said. No one knew what to tell him. Then King Dedede came back. "Dad, what's this?" Said Ni- Kaabi. "Er..........ummmmmmmmmm.....uhhhhhh.......It's............aaaaaa........... .First aid guide..." "Why are these two people doing that? See, one of them is standing behind the other one and holding her." King Dedede took the magazine, "He's trying to get food out of her windpipe, she's choking." "I didn't know that." "Of course you don't, you're only four." Ni-Kaabi innocently looked up at his dad. "Dad what does this mean?" and with that, He gave his dad the hand. "NI-KAABI!!!! DON'T DO THAT!!! IT MEANS A REALLY BAD WORD!!!" Then King Dedede turned to the rest of the group. "From now on, if someone does so much as think a bad word, then I'll bash his brains in with my hammer!!!" Everybody looked scared. Tuff just had to push it. " I'm thinking of a word that starts with "cr" and ends with "ap" So naturally, King Dedede goes over..... and puts down his hammer. "I won't hammer you for that." he said. Then he took tuff and his glass of water, dumped out the glass, and stuffed Tuff into the waterglass. "Unfortunately, I said nothing about stuffing your entire body into a shot glass. "It's a water glass." said Tuff, so King Dedede got mad and broke the glass with his mallet. "Ouch...." said Tuff when he popped back into shape. Buu woke up from where he was sleeping. "Buu need sleep. You all be too loud. Buu no sleep!" Kirby asked Buu, "You didn't eat, how about some candy or something?" so Buu said, "You make yummy for Buu's tummy?" "Sure." said Kirby, "I have plenty of candy." Buu sat down and pigged out on every single last bit of Kirby's candy. "Whoa" said Kirby, "He's even hungrier than me!" Hoshi suddenly yelled, "I'M AN ALIEN!!!" Everyone looked at her. "Well, I had to say something because trhe writer was ignoring me again, but I really am an alien!!!" "How do you know?" asked King Dedede. "Because my name means star, and aliens come from the stars." Tiff looked up from her diary. "Are you aware that the Japanese name for the Kirby anime means "Kirby's Star?" "YEAH!!!" said Hoshi, "And I am Kirby's Star!!! cuz he's my aibo!!! (A/N: I think "Aibo" means boyfriend.) And with that, Hoshi planted a big, wet kiss right on Kirby's mouth. Kirby fainted. as he fainted, he knocked a heavy pot on Hoshi's head. Hoshi shook her head around, and her eyes got really wide, "OH NO!!! I GOT KNOCKED SANE!!!" she began to panic. "Whatdoidowhatdoidowhatdoido?!" Metaknight picked up a heavy metal pot and slammed it into her head. She shook her head again and stood up. "HOORAY!!!!! I'M INSANE AGAIN, HEE HEE HEE!!!" King Dedede looked to the sky, "It's midnight, we'd better sleep." he said. and they fell right asleep.
***
While Tiff was sleeping, MK came to her in a dream and said, "Tiff, wake up! Something bad is happening to you!" She awoke with a start and noticed that something had taken a valueable possession. "Oh no!" she said.
End of chapter 1
KingDedede114: so do you like it? after I get rid of a few charactars, I might accept the best charactar sent to me! so send your charactars to KingDedede114@aol.com, the best one will be in my story!