Ode To The Great Kanaka

Oh Great Kanaka, your beauty does entrance,
When I see you ride the waves in majesty!
Please wear your basque for me in elegance
And with Spanky Paddle I will set you free.

My love for you is deeper than the ocean,
And higher than the very highest wave.
How I love to watch your every motion!
The Great Kanaka's love I surely crave.

But sadly Darling, now you've got the hots
For a myst'ry lady by the name of Ann.
So I'll hide all the circles and the spots
And I'll wait right here my Sweetheart, if I can.