Jacob's POV

I was headed to Edward and Bella's house again to get Nessie. I heard a crash and automatically perked my ears. I sprinted to the site where I heard the collapsing sound. I stifled a sob as I saw Nessie, in a bikini, jumping on cars in the repo lot. Excitedly, she was crushing everything in her way. In her high-pitched tone, she was giggling enthusiastically.

"Nessie...baby, what are you doing?"

With endearment, she laughed and said, "I'm not a baby. I was just having fun." When she saw the way I was looking at her, which was with half-hearted contempt, she looked at the ground and said, "What? No one is around. Nobody will suspect anything." And still… with her high vocabulary at only six years of age, she still baffled me.

"Ok, honey, can we go back home now?" I tried to persuade her into coming with me.

"No!" She screamed shrilly.

"Ok," I gave up. Acting as if I was three years old, I started crushing cars with my massive body. She giggled and jumped more. I heard a gate open but thought nothing of it; I was having too much fun.

"What is that??" he was looking at me with a disdain so deep, I don't know if I could possibly explain it. I picked her up, put her on my back, and ran as quickly as I could. In my mind, I was thinking, oh god.

Edward's POV

Where were they? She told me she was going to get him. Oh god. I hoped to Jesus that I would not have to put him in jail for statuary rape…again. I swear…if that MUTT is out with my daughter… he had better be respecting her. If he lays one dirty paw on her I'll-

"Dad! We're here!" She yelled piercingly through the house. What the fuck was she wearing??

"Reneseme Carlie Cullen!" my voice boomed at her. I never yelled at her.

"What, Daddy?" She looked up at me, trying to act innocent.

"You know I don't allow you to wear tiny bikinis like that."

"Oh cry me a river. It's not that bad." She sneered at me.

"Ness…please. Put a shirt on at least." She was starting to….well…grow. I didn't want to have to break Jacob into a million pieces.

Jacob's POV

I was starting to get angry with Eddy. First, he yelled at my Nessie. Then, he ruined the perfect day I was having by making her put a shirt on over her luscious boo-…well… body. I had to control my thoughts because he was staring at me as if he was going to slaughter me slowly and painfully.

"Yes Jacob, you are correct." He took some dry ice conveniently located by his knife and tongs.

Quivering, I backed into a wall.