May I have Another?
"Please Severus, I want more, what else do you need to hear?"
Snape smirks and replies waspishly, "You know exactly what I want to hear Mr. Potter."
"Nngg, why? Do you have some sort of fetish I should be aware of?"
The smirk that Harry finds so irritating, and also endearing if he is honest with himself, remains as Snape raises his eyebrows and replies "Fetish Potter? I am surprised to hear that word is a part of your vocabulary. Did Ms. Granger give you a sex education book?"
"Ha, bloody ha. Fine. Please Headmaster, may I please have another?"
"Another? Mr. Potter, I should hope that you are intelligent enough, despite the fact that it is taking you eight years to complete your education, to understand the need for specificity."
Rolling his eyes at the oft used insult, Harry replied "Honestly, I was a tad busy during seventh year trying not to die on my little scavenger hunt."
"You still haven't accomplished the goal of your original inquiry, Potter"
"Alright, alright. Headmaster Snape, may I please have another piece of your chocolate, chocolate which is infinitely superior to Headmaster Dumbledore's horrid lemon drops."
After a beat, Snape replied "No."
"You made me go through all of that just so that you could say no? What the Hell, Severus?"
"Language Mr. Potter and you will address me as Headmaster when we are in my office."
"I don't see why proper salutations apply when I am in your office waiting to shag."
A sneer accompanied Snape's drawl, "I implore you to use your expanding vocabulary to find a synonym for shag."
"Whatever. Will you tell me why I have to make a speech just to get a piece of chocolate."
"Of course. The speech annoys the Hell out of Albus' portrait."