An interview with Akito Sohma

by OFFICIAL CHOPS WRITING

Akito is being interviwed while this is going on she finds out that Yuki has been cheating on her with a girl from student council. Akito is going to take matters into her own hands. Will it end good or in bloodshed? We might need a few body bags!

AN INTERVIEW WITH AKITO SOHMA

HERE WE GO AS PROMISED A NEW INTERVIEW. THE IDEA FOR AKITO JUST SNUCK INTO MY HEAD WHEN I WAS WORKING ON MY NTERVIEW WITH KYO. THAT WILL BE UPDATED SOON. THANKS FOR WAITING AND LOVING MY FICS!

Interviewer: Today I have the head asshole of the Sohma family, Akito.

Akito: I am not an asshole!

I: That is not what I have heard.

A: Yeah, well the fucks that you heard that from are Chatty Cathys.

I: Ok. Moving one before I am picking my balls off the ground! Have you seen any good pornos latley? I am always looking to increse my selection.

A: What the fuck?! Why do you think that I watch porn!

I: What else could you do if you sit in your bedroom all day? I don't think that you sit around and read Better Homes and Gardens.

A: I read Cosmo.

I: Cosmo? What the fuck? Only chicks read that magazine!

A: I AM A GIRL!

I: What? I thought you were a guy. After all you have a guy name.

A: I like my name! You fuck!

I: Oh, did you know that Yuki is fucking a girl from his student council.

A: WHAT?! GODDAMN IT!

-Akito flips over the coffee table-

I: Holy shit! I am going to die!

A: Where does this cunt live?

I: I don't know!

A: Get Yuki on the phone!

I: Yes.

-Interviewer dials up Yuki-

Yuki: Hello?

I: Hey it is me from the show that you were on the other day.

Y: Oh hey! How are you?

I: Wonderful. Who was that girl on studetn council you were talking about the other day.

Y: Here? Oh that is Kimi.

I: Where does she live?

Y: Why do you want to know?

I: I want to go and ask her if she will be on my show next.

Y: Ok! She lives on 123 Yugutshi Ave in Tokyo.

I: Thanks. I have to go now.

Y: Okay. We still on for Poker?

I: Fuck yeah!

-Yuki Hangs up-

A: SO? Where the fuck does she live?

-Interviewer hands Akito a piece of paper with the address on it-

A: Get your fuckin' coat. We are going to pay her a visit.

I: I'm scared.

A: Did I fuckin' ask you that?

I: No.

A: Then shut the fuck up!

I: Yes.

-Aktio pulls the interviewer out of the door and into the car-

WILL AKITO GET KIMI? WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON AN INTERVIEW WITH AKITO SOHMA? WHO KNOWS? ALL I KNOW IS THERE IS GOING TO BE A LOT OF VIOLENCE, CURSING AND GOOD TIMES.