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A/N:Seeing as I finished one story and about to finish another I'm Spamano break. XD Crack fairytales are awesome; I don't care what anyone says about them. Enjoy!
Prologue
Tomatoes… my one true love… The only thing that could love me more than my perfect Brother.
No one could love tomatoes more than I do…
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My eyes peeked at the Spanish man; who came out every morning to water his garden of tomatoes. He was the only human I have ever seen who took such fucking amazing care of his tomatoes and not for money. Not for anyone, but himself.
I wonder if I showed myself to him, if he would…
No! Dammit! He would be completely freaked out if I showed myself to him. I mean come-the-fuck-on I am the Tomato fairy! A human would just freak if he saw someone like me.
Okay… so maybe I like something more than tomatoes…
The man who cares for them with all his heart…