Drive: Where am I?

DD: You're in my house now! And I'm not being rude.

Kai: (Drunken voice) Go to frickin' heck! (Falls down)

Shinta: You drunk butthole…

Kizikara: Shut up!!

DD: Guys, you all have to shut up!

Drive: I'm out of here…

Disclaimer: This is based off of Newgrounds' Mario and ADHD. He doesn't OWN nothing at all!!!

Dark Deception presents:

Ratchet and ADHD!

Skit 1:

Ratchet jumped off the starship phoenix, but he spoke to it: "Shut up. I don't need you." But then he runs to the tree and said "Yo, Tree. Shut up." He turned back. The Tyrranoid got too close to Ratchet and he went "Do not come near me!"

Skit 2:

Ratchet kept running aimlessly as the camera scrolled to the right till Ratchet hits his nuts on the bolt crank when he tries to jump it.

Skit 3:

Ratchet was humping a tree, with his clothes on. The Tyrranoids started laughing at they watched. Ratchet went "Hahahahahaha! Yahoo!!" When the Tyrranoids starts to laugh harder as they fall to the ground.

Skit 4:

The Tyrranoid starting to walk past the watchtower, as Ratchet hid behind it, it looked around till Ratchet roared at it, running in fear.

Skit 5:

(Look at skit 3) Ratchet went "I didn't hear the sea of seen things." The audience laughed "I hear what I see." The Audience laughed again. "You like veit, Huh?" The audience laughed the 3rd time.

6 hours later

Ratchet was narrating. "…As you walking around, thinking about 6 hours later, you where like 'What the Frick was I talking about?'"

Earlier that same day

Ratchet continued "When I was talking about that girl, yeah I was totally just in the zone. I don't know, I was like 'Aw yeah, my stick feels like corn.'"

Skit 6:

Ratchet went in the water to swim, but somehow the surface was blocked. He looked around and went "Get me out of here! Where's the surface!" He looked and he saw swarmers charging at him. "AAHHHH!!" He screamed at he swims away as fast as he could. The Audience laughed.

Skit 7:

Ratchet jumped on the flagpole and pulled the flag down. He somehow has an idea to annoy the Tyrranoids, so he hung his underpants up the flagpole and yelled "You don't mess with that!"

ThE EnD!

A/N: The 7 stuff from Mario and ADHD are the only ones in the fanfiction, so it's basically a oneshot. R&R. No flames, PLEASE!