Aaaand, randomly because I can, I've written a Harry Potter crossover! Anyone asking what the crossover is with, please go and check what section you're in. Oh, and before I forget... THIS STORY IS PURELY FOR THE PURPOSE OF CRACK!
Hiei: Not to be confused with the author being a crack-head. Even if she is.
HK: Hey! No crack was smoked in the making of this fic! Anyway, because I seem to be forgetting... KEEP IN MIND WHEN YOU READ THIS, THIS STORY WAS MADE TO BE 100 HUMOUR! SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE ANYTHING TOO SERIOUSLY! If I fucked up on spelling or something, and you CARE, feel free to spaz out on me. I get to laugh at my sissy when you do, 'cuz she usually proofs for me. (hugs sissy) Has an OC from my other ficcy, but you don't need to read that to get this one, though it may help.
Disclaimer: I bet you a dollar I don't own YYH, or Harry Potter. Ha, now you owe me a dollar.
WARNING: Gay couples. Practically guaranteed with this group, but whatever... if yaoi puts you off too much... I'm sorry for your luck? And swearing. Cuz HK-chan is a bad little girl and has a potty mouth. ; ) Oh yeah, and I should probably have a warning for my crazy OC... she's hyper, insane, and random. Just so I don't get eaten alive later for not warning you...
One morning, Kurama was having breakfast with his human family. Suddenly, a loud crack echoed through the room, and all heads jerked towards the window.
"What was that?!" Unfortunately, they just missed seeing the owl that crashed into the window, and slid down under the sill. Since they couldn't see anything, the returned to their meal, only to hear another crack a second later. The poor, retarded owl kept this up several more times, until there was a crack in the window, and Kurama opened the window.
In another part of the city, Hiei was running as fast as he could, glaring behind him at the speck in the sky. Any normal bird would have been left far behind by now, but this freakishly fast owl just kept following him wherever he went. Hiei growled angrily, and changed his coarse, heading towards the home of everyone's favourite foxy boy.
At Kuwabara's house, yet another owl was approaching the window where the Guy With Weird Hair was sitting at a desk. However, it didn't quite make it, as a rabid ball of fuzz jumped out of a nearby tree and pounced on the owl, bearing it to the ground and snarling. The little hell-cat dragged the owl's twitching corpse inside, then seemed to instantly transform into an adorable, innocent kitten as Kuwabara came down the stairs.
"What's that, Eikichi?" He picked up the owl, and looked at it. "Huh. I'd better take this to Kurama."
Hana and Yusuke were sitting on a couch in Yusuke's house, eating popcorn, and watching the (turned off) television. They hadn't noticed the TV was off yet, and unfortunately, both their owls arrived at the same time, and crashed into the window. Yusuke glanced over, and Hana poked him.
"Yo, what was that?" Yusuke glanced at the owls on the window ledge again, then turned back to Hana, looking mildly disturbed.
"Two owls." Hana leaned curiously, trying to catch sight of the birds, but Yusuke was blocking her vision.
"What are owls doing here?" Yusuke glanced over at the window, and twitched slightly.
"Mating, I think." Hana blinked, then shrugged.
"Oh. Okay. By the way, I'm going to be sleeping at Kurama's tonight." Yusuke raised an eyebrow, smirking slightly, remembering the last time both girl and fox were left together.
"House-hopping, Hana?" Hana stared at him in awe, like it was the best idea she had ever heard.
"What a great idea!" She got to her feet, and hopped on one leg out the door. Yusuke followed, interested.
"What are you doing?" Hana turned back, flashing a sparkling smile at him.
"House hopping!"
So now we have a first chappy! YAY! Love it, hate it, just died of leukemia, TELL ME! I CARE! Except that one week a month, but you know what I mean... ;) Oh, and BTW, Hana's a little shorter than Kurama, with shoulder length turquoise hair, and lavendar streaks, she's a half-vampire ice demon, and I totally forgot to put this in the fic.