this ones real sick and sad, so dont bother sending me flames....
dusclaimer= all characters belong to Rowlings except for the old bat and genie
One day harry's walking along the beach when he stumbles on a bottle, curious as he ws, he picks it up. Its got some words unscribed in ti but he couldn't see it properly so he rubbed it, suddenly a genie comes out
"U have freed me from the bottle, I shall grant a wishes." Says the genie.
"uh, isnt it 3 wishes?"
"look mate, ur lucky enough to even get a wish, dont push it."
"oh, orright then, I wish
I wish
I wish to see what'll happen to all my frenz when the grow up."
"Yeah, kay, here goes,
'Hocus Pocus, Didly Docus,
I grant this boy his granted wish,
Of seeing clearly in the big dish,
The future of his frenz,
So steady the lens,
So I can pretend
To see this big bend,
Of the future of his frenz,
Hocus pocus didly docus'"
Said the genie as he closed his eyes and raised his hands and zapped into mid air, creating a big circular void.
Harry just stood there stunned, this guy was the most biggest shit head he'd eva come across!!
"Kay, mate, which frend ya wanna see, make it quick." Siad the genie, eyes still closed, arms still raised.
"uh okay, Ron." He said still flabbergasted.
"uh-huh, kai." Said the genie now twitching is eyes brows.
Suddenly the most famous thing happened, the void started twirling into heaps of colors, twirly around and around and around, it looked like, u know when u've just had a bath and emty the water and it goes round and around in circles? Well yeah, that's what it looks like. After a couple of seconds later the twirling stops and an image appears on the screen of the viod.
The pic was of Ron, not just ron but a ron in knee high boots, short skirt and tight top and the thing was, the tight top had to balls in it and the skirt showed no bulged what so eva... Woah! Hary didn't see that coming! He could see ron standing, leaning against a brick wall, with a fag in his or her had then he saw an old man walking to words him/her, touch his/her tits and smiled, then he saw Ron give an exasperated smile, linked his/her arms around the old mans and walked of!
"what the hell was that??" said harry baffled.
"its ur frends future mate, and believe me, its not a very happy ending!" said the genie, not at all amused.
But ron! How could he become a transexual? How couldhe get a sex change! Thought harry. This is way disgusting! I will never be able to look at Ron again thought harry bitterly as he dismissed the idea of Ron and him getting it on…
"Kai, who'd ya want next?" said the genie pulling out a fag from his poket.
"uh, how bout hermione?" said harry not wanting to actually see what would happen in the pic.
"Kai, whateva." Said the genie. The same thing happened, twirly of colors, the works.
The picture came into view, he could see hermione sitting at a chair next to the fire place working away, that's much betta! Thought harry, trust hermione to study even when shes that old!
Then suddenly something unexpected happened, dumbledore came into the pic, hermione stood up, wrapped her arms around his neck and started pashing out. Eww!! Yuck!! Gross out!! How could they?? Of all people??
"Kai, I get the pic, no more please, I cant bear it!" said harry exasperated.
"Yeah I gotcha mate, man, ya got some sicko frenz out there!" said the genie putting another fagin to his mouth.
but why? Why my frenz?? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
dusclaimer= all characters belong to Rowlings except for the old bat and genie
One day harry's walking along the beach when he stumbles on a bottle, curious as he ws, he picks it up. Its got some words unscribed in ti but he couldn't see it properly so he rubbed it, suddenly a genie comes out
"U have freed me from the bottle, I shall grant a wishes." Says the genie.
"uh, isnt it 3 wishes?"
"look mate, ur lucky enough to even get a wish, dont push it."
"oh, orright then, I wish
I wish
I wish to see what'll happen to all my frenz when the grow up."
"Yeah, kay, here goes,
'Hocus Pocus, Didly Docus,
I grant this boy his granted wish,
Of seeing clearly in the big dish,
The future of his frenz,
So steady the lens,
So I can pretend
To see this big bend,
Of the future of his frenz,
Hocus pocus didly docus'"
Said the genie as he closed his eyes and raised his hands and zapped into mid air, creating a big circular void.
Harry just stood there stunned, this guy was the most biggest shit head he'd eva come across!!
"Kay, mate, which frend ya wanna see, make it quick." Siad the genie, eyes still closed, arms still raised.
"uh okay, Ron." He said still flabbergasted.
"uh-huh, kai." Said the genie now twitching is eyes brows.
Suddenly the most famous thing happened, the void started twirling into heaps of colors, twirly around and around and around, it looked like, u know when u've just had a bath and emty the water and it goes round and around in circles? Well yeah, that's what it looks like. After a couple of seconds later the twirling stops and an image appears on the screen of the viod.
The pic was of Ron, not just ron but a ron in knee high boots, short skirt and tight top and the thing was, the tight top had to balls in it and the skirt showed no bulged what so eva... Woah! Hary didn't see that coming! He could see ron standing, leaning against a brick wall, with a fag in his or her had then he saw an old man walking to words him/her, touch his/her tits and smiled, then he saw Ron give an exasperated smile, linked his/her arms around the old mans and walked of!
"what the hell was that??" said harry baffled.
"its ur frends future mate, and believe me, its not a very happy ending!" said the genie, not at all amused.
But ron! How could he become a transexual? How couldhe get a sex change! Thought harry. This is way disgusting! I will never be able to look at Ron again thought harry bitterly as he dismissed the idea of Ron and him getting it on…
"Kai, who'd ya want next?" said the genie pulling out a fag from his poket.
"uh, how bout hermione?" said harry not wanting to actually see what would happen in the pic.
"Kai, whateva." Said the genie. The same thing happened, twirly of colors, the works.
The picture came into view, he could see hermione sitting at a chair next to the fire place working away, that's much betta! Thought harry, trust hermione to study even when shes that old!
Then suddenly something unexpected happened, dumbledore came into the pic, hermione stood up, wrapped her arms around his neck and started pashing out. Eww!! Yuck!! Gross out!! How could they?? Of all people??
"Kai, I get the pic, no more please, I cant bear it!" said harry exasperated.
"Yeah I gotcha mate, man, ya got some sicko frenz out there!" said the genie putting another fagin to his mouth.
but why? Why my frenz?? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!