Hurray new story. You better be ready for this, if you're reading this hopefully you like dark twisted content and protagonists on the verge of being antagonists. Or rather antagonists portrayed as protagonists.

I've just been interested on the human psyche and how messed up the mind can become. Be prepared to get your mind blown, longer chapter coming never muahahaha.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.


Naruto yawned loudly as he got out of bed, sliding his sleeping cap off his head and rubbing the crust out of his eyes. Pulling the comforter off as he stood up he shivered and looked out the window. 'Snow I guess' he thought as he walked into the bathroom and started up the shower. He stepped into the water when it had finished warming up to avoid the unpleasant cold shower in the morning scenario. He quickly got out and wrapped a towel around himself, reaching over to get his mouthwash he knocked it over spilling the red fluid all over the white tile. He sighed and threw his towel on top of it, he didn't have time to clean it up now. He dressed in his school uniform, black slacks with a white button up shirt and tie.

He pulled a cup of instant ramen out of the cupboard and put it in the microwave for the designated amount of time before flipping his small television on. He half paid attention as he heard a story about a serial killer on the morning news and stared at his ramen rotating in the contraption. He opened the microwave and inhaled the scent of his finished instant ramen and quickly ate it without letting it cool down burning the roof of his mouth in the process. He slipped his orange sneakers on and pulled his orange and black sweatshirt over him to protect him from the harsh weather. He locked the door behind him as he started on his way to school. As he walked through the cold winter morning he was bumped from behind sending him sprawling into the snow. He looked up and saw a pink haired girl staring at him, "My bad I should have moved when I heard you coming." Naruto looked down quickly before looking back up. The school idol Sakura Haruno was staring at him with unblinking eyes.

"Don't worry it's not your fault Naru." She smiled gently at him but still with the unblinking eyes that made him a little uncomfortable. She then turned around and continued running the direction of the school. Naruto looked around for a second unsure of what to make of that strange little encounter, if he recalled that was the first time he actually talked to her despite him having a small crush on her but everybody did she was the idol. He picked himself up and continued walking towards the school except now with soaking pants. As he turned a corner he saw one of his friends standing there waiting for him like she always did.

"Hinata!" Naruto called out giving her a quick wave not wanting to expose his hands to the cold weather for long. Hinata looked up quickly and tucked the thing she was holding in her hand into her pocket quickly and blushed heavily. Just thinking about it made her turn into a tomato. She gave a wave back that was restrained by her large fluffy purple jacket that was confining her movement. She was about to speak up when her hand brushed up against the metal object in her pocket and she blushed heavily again, 'someday I want to do it to you Naruto, I'm going to have you all the myself'. "Jeez Hinata, shy as ever still. I mean we've known each other for years you could at least say hi!" Naruto teased knowing full well of Hinata's problem with speaking up.

"S-s-sorry Naruto."

"Hehehe, don't sweat it Hina-chan." Naruto smiled at her and Hinata's Eye's stared at him unblinking like Sakura's were earlier that day. Naruto's smile faltered when he saw those eyes for the second time that day, for some reason it made him very uncomfortable. The rest of the walk was uneventful filled with Naruto running his big mouth and Hinata listening to him patiently and caressing the object in her coat pocket.


Naruto sat at his desk and looked at the teacher bored, in his classes he felt like more of an observer since he very rarely got anything that was taught to him. He used to be a good student until the year that his parents died in that car crash. He missed the rest of the school year and fell behind. After that he couldn't catch up because he had no one there to help him and his manly pride got in the way of him asking any help from the teachers at the school. His eyes flickered around the classroom and saw Hinata sitting two desks behind him and to the right her hair covered her eyes but her head was turned in his direction. His eyes flickered to the front where Sakura was sitting. 'Good grades, beautiful I wish I could talk to her. She won't even look at me though, I'm not some jerkass like that bastard.' as he soon as he finished his thought her head turned and she flashed him a beautiful smile with those still unblinking eyes.

'D-did she just read my mind' He turned his head quickly and looked out the window at the falling snow and sighed, 'what the hell is going on, I've got a bad feeling about this' . His eyes fluttered shut as he slept away the rest of his classes like a certain pineapple haired boy.


Naruto was woken by the sound of rustling and looked up. Everybody was standing up and putting their books away which meant it was time to leave. Naruto quickly ran down the hallways of the school and got to his shoe locker before being interrupted.

"Hey, Naruto!" A voiced called from behind as he opened his locker and pulled his shoes out.

"Oye, Shikamaru, Chouji what's going on." Naruto asked quickly, he would be late if he didn't leave soon but he figured he could spare a few minutes.

"Me and Chouji were going to go out to get barbecue and play some shogi. Wanna come." Shikamaru drawled out in his usual monotonous lazy tone.

"Sorry guys but I have to work tonight."

"Be careful walking home Naruto, there's a serial killer on the loose they say he only goes after girls but you don't know when that will change." Chouji piped in quickly, a quite 'Troublesome' could be heard from Shikamaru as he waved goodbye to Naruto.

Naruto smiled and waved to them as they nodded and walked towards the exit. Naruto quickly slipped his shoes and coat back on before beginning the light jog to his part-time job. After a while Naruto made it to the stand where he worked, Ichiraku Ramen. He walked in through the back and waved to the old man who owned the stand. He pulled the apron on over his uniform and began serving the few patrons that were sitting there.

"Thanks for coming in Naruto, with Ayame sick it really is hard to try to run things here without your help."

"Don't worry about it Teuchi-san, I'm just glad you let me work here after all I need the money." The old man smiled at Naruto and continued to cook the ramen that was ordered. Naruto spun around to deliver a bowl of soup to a customer and almost dropped the bowl when he saw who was sitting at the bar. There sat Sakura Haruno, her unsettling stare still piercing Naruto's soul. He put the bowl of ramen down in front of the man who ordered it and walked over to her. "Would you like to order something?" He said cautiously not sure of why he had seen so much of this girl today. 'Perhaps it's a bad omen that she's here' he thought to himself eyeing the girl.

"A large serving of miso ramen with roasted pork fillet please, Naru-kun." She smiled at him and he finally saw her eyes shut. 'Well she has such a good taste in food she can't be too bad' he thought as he walked back and told the order to Teuchi.


Naruto sat there fidgeting as he avoided her ever-present gaze. Sakura was still sitting in her same seat of the bar with only half her ramen done. She had been sitting there staring at him, smiling, since she got there which was approximately four hours ago. His shift ended as the clocks hand struck the hour mark. He stood up from the stool he had placed behind the bar. "Night, Ojisan!" Naruto called out and heard a reply from the kitchen he didn't quite catch. He picked up his school bags and walked out of the restaurant careful to conceal what he had borrowed from of the stand.

As he walked by the front of the restaurant he peeked in and noticed that Sakura had already left. A chill made it's way down his back and he just pushed it off as the weather even though he was always warm. He had walked about a mile down the sidewalk when he finally figured out that some one was following him. He quickly walked around a corner and waited as he heard the figure draw near he jumped out from behind the wall to corner the culprit. The said culprit let out a manly shout and jumped back a good distance. "What the hell, you scared me half to death." the man half shouted.

"Is that you Mizuki-Sensei?" Naruto questioned as he noticed the stalker wasn't the pink haired girl he expected but his math teacher ,notorious for flirting and possibly hooking up with students, Mizuki. "I thought you were following me."

"Why would I be following you?" Mizuki asked in a strained voice, as if he were holding back his hardest not to do something right then and there.

"Oh you would not, I just thought you were someone else."

"So no one is looking for you then." Mizuki questioned his letters slurring as he spoke through his gritted teeth.

"No, it must have just been my imagination."

"Good" Mizuki cooed forcing a gentle smile onto his face. "Would you mind accompanying your teacher for a short walk Naruto? I'd like to talk about your uh... grades."

"Sure, I'll come I want to clear my mind anyways." Naruto smiled but suddenly stopped and put his arm out to stop Mizuki. Mizuki's skin crawled at the scene before him. In an alley way they just stumbled upon there was Haruno Sakura standing over a severely mutilated body. It was a gory scene the victim was wearing the uniform of a girl from Konoha High and her arms and legs were twisted into unnatural positions. Her head was completely smashed in, blood splattered all over the alley walls and a large puddle of blood pooled on the ground. "RUN!" Naruto screamed and let go over Mizuki and started sprinting.

Naruto's lungs burned as he leaned against the wall in the abandoned building. He had just run faster then he ever had before, who would have guessed that the school idol was a murderer. He felt goosebumps raise on his arms and the back of his neck when he heard a single footstep. He peaked around the corner and saw Sakura staring straight into his eyes. He was frozen with fear for a second before scrambling to his feet and running towards the elevator. He smashed the buttons and glanced behind him. Sakura was still continuing her slow approach. He panicked, this was it here the class idol was going to kill him. To think if he had skipped today then he might have ended up alive at the end of this day. 'No, I won't give up! That's my motto, I'll fight till I'm dead, believe it!' he thought trying to calm himself down.

"Believe what, Naru-kun?" Sakura asked as she continued her slow advance on Naruto.

Her voice startled him out of his thoughts and his mind began racing again. 'I said that out loud?' he thought to himself before he felt the metal elevator doors slide open behind his back. He was pushing himself against the doors so he fell inside the elevator and scrambled to get up and press the close button. He looked through the doors and saw Sakura sprinting at him, his hand rapidly hit the close button. He let out a sigh of relief when the doors shut but was quickly disappointed when the elevator doors just opened again. He watched in horror as the doors slid open to reveal Sakura standing there pressing the up button. 'Of course all she would have to do was hit the button I wasn't even on a different floor yet.' His heartbeat quickened as he reached into his bag to grab the item he took from his employer. He quickly lashed his arm out which now brandished a stainless steel knife. "You won't stab me." Sakura said smiling at him.

"Wha-?"

"You won't stab me I said"

"Like hell I won't!" Naruto screamed.

Sakura lunged forwards and Naruto braced himself and started to bring the knife forward but the something completely unexpected happened. He felt her lips brush up against his and she pushed him against the back of the elevator as she continued to ravage his lips. At the moment the knife in his hand lie forgotten. "I said you won't stab me because we're lovers!" Sakura smiled at him closing her eyes and embracing him close to her. He could smell her hair it smelt like strawberries. 'Under different conditions' Naruto thought, 'I'd definitely be enjoying this.'

"Get off me murderer" Naruto yelled and pushed her off and ran out of the elevator while she was stunned. He sprinted out of the building and to his favorite spot, a bridge that ran over small river that was now frozen over. He collapsed out of breath on the rather large bridge and gasped for breath like a fish out of water. He wasn't used to this much physical exertion, he wasn't very athletic and so he didn't play any sports unlike a lot of his friends. He felt something warm splatter against the back of his head and turned around slowly. There was Mizuki with the long trench coat he had on thrown to the side and the suit underneath was soaked in blood. He looked underneath him and saw the body of a teenage girl. Her limbs were twisted grotesquely and her head was destroyed probably by the bloody meat tenderizer he held in his left hand, he was dragging her by her collar in his right hand. 'This is exactly like the other body, which means, Sakura didn't kill that girl Mizuki did, right?.' He quickly twirled around and tried to get up be the tenderizer smashed into his calf sending him sprawling. He started to get up again be the tenderizer smashed into the back of his head.

Naruto pushed up off of one foot and stumbled before falling over. His world was spinning and his head felt like it was split in half. He looked down at the concrete to try to reorient himself and saw blood, his blood, dripping from his head off of his chin and ears onto the ground below him. He flipped over and looked at Mizuki laughing manically over his body. He lifted the hammer up and began to bring it down. Naruto closed his eyes tightly and waited for the end but all he felt was warm liquid squirt on his face and all splattering all over the white snow. Naruto opened his eyes and wiped the blood out of them so he could see.

Above him stood a dead Mizuki with Sakura behind him, a fire axe lodged into the side of his neck almost severing his head. Sakura smiled as she pulled it out and the blood squirted all over her, she continued to smile as she took a couple more swings at the mans body. Blood erupted every time the axe connected with the lifeless body. Naruto just sat there eyes wide unable to process what was going on. Sakura already on her knees scooted over to him and took his head and leaned it into her chest. "Don't worry honey, don't ever worry about anyone hurting you because I'll kill them all before they do. Nobody will touch my dear dear Naru." Sakura hummed and wrapped her arms tightly around him. "Sakura will protect you ok? Naru..."

Naruto felt sweat drip down his face, 'what the hell is going on?' his eyes where opened wide and he pushed away from her.

"How did you know where I went?" Naruto asked thinking he lost this crazy girl.

"You always come here Naru, everyday so I just knew you would come here. After all this place must be very special it's where you proposed to me." Sakura smiled at him blood still dripping down her face. Naruto's breath got caught in his throat, what the hell was going on. Sakura reached out and pulled Naruto back to her. He didn't know if it was the stress or the head injury but he leaned into Sakura's loving embrace and promptly passed out.


This chapter looked a lot longer when I typed it, I guess I'm going to have to work twice as hard to get a decently long looking chapter up. Hope you liked insane Sakura, it's going to be a pain in the ass to keep her in character since well, now she's insane. Don't worry though Sakura isn't going to be the only insane one, if you can guess who else is you get a muffin. This chapter was basically an introduction, nothing major really happened besides Naruto meeting Sakura and realizing that she's bat shit insane (Just the way he likes em). I know most characters that played any significant part in this chapter were pretty OOC but they'll be a little more in character in the next chapter, like I said it's hard to keep the characters the same when well, they're bat shit insane.

Please Review and have a bat shit insane day.

~Muffins