To Make A Good Boy Bad
Lesson one:
No more Tobi this and that
Tobi is a good boy.
Tobi only wants to help everyone and make people smile.
Tobi especially likes when he can make pretty girls smile.
But one day Deidara, Tobi's bestest friend in the whole world(despite always calling Tobi an idiot and hitting him), said that girls don't like good boys.
Deidara says girls think good boys are boring.
But he also said bad boys make them excited.
Girls like to have fun.
Tobi wants to be fun to girls.
Tobi will try and be a bad boy to be fun.
...How does Tobi do this?
"First off." said Deidara to Tobi. "Stop addressing yourself in the third person when you speak, un."
"Why?" asked Tobi.
"Because it's cute, and cute ain't bad, un."
"Oh...Okay!" So Tobi...Wait, Tobi mean...
...This might be harder than Tobi thought...
But Tobi will keep at it.
No, Tobi will not.
Well, Tobi will keep trying to be a bad boy but Tobi has to stop saying Tobi first.
Oops. Tobi did it again.
Tobi is finding it difficult not to talk this way.
If Tobi doesn't say Tobi, what does he say?
...Tobi thinks this will be a lot harder than he thought...
...I really don't know why I'm writing this. It's a cute, random story I thought up and Tobi is such a good boy-I mean, cool character. Well, if anyone reads this, please review and let me know if I should continue!