Puppet- Welcome everybody! Thanks for choosing to read! This is the place whe-

Link- Where the hell am I? Did another fan girl kidnap me?!

Puppet- Err, no.. I was explaining that! This is-

Veran- Oh my Link, it's been a while! Don't you look just... Delicious.. *Licks lips*

Link- *Backs away* Aw shit, not HER.

Veran- How rude! *Cries*

Puppet- N-no! Don't cry Veran! Here! Here's some make up for that ugly- err- pretty face of yours!

Veran- Aw thanks! Yay! *Runs off happily*

Puppet- Well, anyways, LIKE I WAS TRYING TO SAY-

Ganondorf- How come she gets something?

Puppet- Oh! G-Ganondorf.. Err, didn't see you there

Vaati- How can you miss him? He's huge. *

Shadow Link- *Chuckles* That's what she said!

Vaati- *Stares*

Shadow- :D

Puppet- Uh, we-well, what do you want, my kingofuglinessbutI'llneversaythattoyourfacee?

Link- O_o

Ganondorf- I'll have.. Hmm. How about the triforce?

Zelda +Link- NO!

Puppet- Yeah, I'm going to have to agree with those two.. Sorry, piggy- I mean, My lord! Anyways, like I was trying to say-

Midna- Puppet, you didn't introduce me. *Glares*

Puppet- I didn't get to introduce anybody cause I keep getting interrup-

Shadow- Why if isn't Midna.. Don't you look beautiful! :3

Zant- Back off, Shadow.

Shadow- Eeeeeeeeep! *Hides behind the Link* THE INSANE TWILI IS HERE!

Puppet- SHADOW, SHUT THE FU-

Zelda- You brute! *Slaps Puppet* Don't you dare use such awful words!

Puppet- Ouch!*Rubs cheek*... BUT LINK SWORE AND HE DIDN'T GET HIT!

Zelda- *Thinks* Well, that's because Link is a hero! *Link beams*

Ganondorf- A hero who's only friends are fish and an annoying fairy.

Navi- HEY!

Link- YEAH! HEY! HOW DARE YOU, YOU OVER-SIZED PORKCHOP! *Vaati gasps* MALON AND SARIA ARE MY FRIENDS TOO! AND NOTHING WILL CHANGE THAT!

Puppet- Talk about friend zoning yourself... Now, can I please finish?

Ganondorf- NO! I want to see what this grass hopper has to say! *Magic resurfaces*

Zelda- Now now men, settle this like gentlemen.

Link- *Jumps* HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ganondorf- *Get's ready* RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Puppet- STOP! EVERYONE JUST SHUT THE *Zelda glares* err.. HECK UP! I'M JUST TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO THE GOOD READERS THAT THEY CAN ASK QUESTIONS TO EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT NOW, CAN I? *SOBS* DO YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL? I FEEL-

Ghirahim- FAAAAABBUUULOOOUUSSS! ;D

Everyone- *Stares*

Ghirahim- ^_^

Everyone- *Stare harder*

Ghirahim- ^_^'

Everyone- *Supercoldglarethatwillfreeze yourbones*

Ghirahim- Kill joys.. -.-

Shadow- *Peeks from behind Link* The prostitute you called is finally here, Lord Vaati! *chuckles with Demise, who appeared out of no where and is currently checking Veran out*

Vaati- So this is who I'm compared to on a daily basis? Oh goddesses... *Scowls*

Puppet- OK, SINCE GHIRAHIM IS CURRENTLY CHANGING TO HIS DEMON MODE, I'M GOING TO LEAVE YOU OFF WITH THIS: FEEL FREE TO ASK ANY *Swords clashing, magic and screams ensue in the back ground* ZELDA CHARACTER ANYTHING YOU WANT, ALONG WITH ACTIONS YOU REQUEST THEM TO DO, THERE'S NO LIMITS AND ALL CHARACTERS WILL BE FORCED TO OBEY!

Zelda Cast- FORCED?! O_O