Nerima was strange. But some things shocked the people ,seeing a teen and little kid on clouds, and another teen firing flying like Superman firing energy bolts at a panda was one of them.
The Panda seemed to be waving signs at those that were strafing him. They were ignoring them.
After about five mintues they were infront of the Tendo Dojo. Where one of the major sources of strangeness in Nerima was.
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Soun Tendo was shocked when a panda was thrown into house..through the roof.
"Well you wanted to be here..and we're leaving" a teen hovering midair said as he poured boiling hot water on the panda.
"AHHHHHHHH!" Genma Saotome yelled.
"Your fault for getting a curse..good thing I saved Ranma from turning into something" the teen said with a smirk..and flew into the house. The teen was dressed rather strangely..like the Demon King Piccolo, only the sash at his waist was gray instead of green, not wearing a turban, and was wearing strange boots instead of wooden shoes.
"Hi I'm Ryu Saotome,Radzitz to my friends" Ryu said.
"Oh my' Kasumi said.
"Anyway, Pop here wanted to stop here to unite the schools or something" Ryu said and yelled up the hole he named "Hey Ranma, Goku..come down!"
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Soun Tendo was crying tears of joy. The dream of the schools being united was at hand..and Genma had three sons..a son for every daughter. It was perfect.
"Who do you think should marry who Genma?" Soun asked.
"Err...I,..hhhmmmmm..I think Goku's a little too young to marry your daughters, hmmm" Genma said,trying to think what Soun's daughter's names were.
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Radzitz wondered who was breaking cement blocks in the dojo.
"Hi I'm Ryu Saotome" Ryu said.
Akane wondered why that perverted boy(since she thought all boys were perverts) was in her dojo.
"Why are you in here?" Akane asked.
"Get away from my moronic father..something about uniting the schools..and I wanted to see the top student .." Ryu explained.
" I'm the top student"Akane said.
Ryu groaned.
"Well then..its time for me and my brothers to hit the road then" Ryu said.
"Why?" Akane asked.
"Because if you're the best student..this school has nothing to offer me, or the rest of my family" Ryu said.
Akane tried to hit Radzitz with a mallet. Ryu shattered it with a punch.
"You have no control..what you are is a berserker, not a martial artiest" Ryu said and added"This school is a joke compared to the schools of Roshi and Piccolo"
"Fight me!" Akane yelled.
"Do you have a death wish?" Ryu asked and added"I can blow up mountains..what can you do?"
"There is no way you can blow up mountains!" Akane yelled.
"Oh yes he can" Ranma said as walked into the room with Goku.
"Guys, its time we left" Radzitz said.
"OK.."Goku said.
"Sounds good to me" Ranma said.
"Nimbus!" Goku and Ranma yelled...and a yellow cloud floated down for them. They hopped on them and flew out the door.
"Well this has been horrible..bye" Radzitz said over his shoulder as he ran out of the room..then took off.
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"Where will we go now?" Goku asked his older, biological brother.
Radzitz felt something. It was a bit weak but he had promise. The ki signature almost nonexistannt, however was a bit of magical power..but he could find it.
"To whatever I just felt" Radzitz said, and they all flew to Juuban.
***
Usagi Tsukino was having a very bizzare day. First she saves a cat that had a moonshaped mark on its head. Now she was fighting a monster wearing a fuku. Some guy in a tuxedo was cheering her on..what she needed now as someone who could fight, not a bossy talking cat and some guy trying to be her personal cheerleader.
Then the monster was vaporized by some guy that was hovoring midair. A hunk that was hovering midair.
"Jeez I thought it could take a warning shot" Radzitz said.
"Wow" Usagi said.
"That was nothing really" Radzitz said and added"Who's the guy in the tuxedo?"
"I have no idea"Usagi said and added"This has been a really bad day"
"I know the feeling, the kind of day that makes you wish you stayed in bed" Radzitz replied.
"I'm Usagi Tsu..errr..Sailor Moon" Usagi said.
"Sailor Moon?" Radzitz said and added"You sure don't look like a sailor"
"I know, I know" Usagi said and added" don't ask why I'm wearing a fuku..I don't know"
"Usagi stop talking to that boy!" Luna yelled.
"You know weirdness tends to get easier to deal with in time..its like a comfortable old sweater to me" Radzitz said and added"my name is Ryu Saotome..Radzitz to my friends..like you"
"Radish?" Usagi asked.
"I just like being called that for some odd reason" Radzitz said with a shrug.
"I don't mind Radzitz-chan" Usagi said.
"Hey want to have a really cool way to fly?" Radzitz said.
"Sure..what is it?" Usagi asked.
"Nimbus!" Radzitz yelled..and shortly there was a yellow cloud.
"Get on it..I'm sure it'll work for you" Radzitz said.
With all that had happened..Usagi felt flying on a cloud wouldn't be too much of a stretch.
Luna knew destiny just took a kick in the gut.
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Usagi found that flying like she was was going to be the high point of the day..after meeting Radzitz. She now noticed he had a tail..or was a belt? Anyway it was strange..but he was much more effective than that tuxedo wearing guy..and much better looking.
His brother Ranma was also a hunk...and their little brother Goku was incredibly cute. They were both riding on clouds like her.
"You know I got to get home' Usagi said.
"Mind if we join you? We don't really have a home and I rather go to Kami's lookout than find our father" Radzitz said.
"Kami? As in god?" Usagi said.
"No this Kami is the guardian of the Earth"Goku said.
"Nice guy..reminds me of Piccolo a bit too much though" Radzitz said.
Usagi was shocked...there was a guardian of the Earth..she wasn't the only person that had to save the world..maybe she could make them her friends.
***
Usagi transformed out of being Sailor Moon..and shocked her parents when she flew on the door with three flying strangers.
"This isn't that weird" Goku said.
Then Ranma saw someone else...
"Mom?" Ranma asked shocked.
Nodoka Saotome looked at the boy..could it be her son?
***
Genma Saotome wondered where his sons had gone..again.
Over the twelve years that Genma had more or less adopted Ryu and Goku, they and rarely Ranma had flown away for months, a few times a year at a time..and they came back much, much stronger with even more powerful abilites than Genma's once forbidden techniques..now standard issue in fights. Genma found it strange that his trip was to train Ranma..yet he was learning as much as Ranma was. Even his mmm..master, Happosai, wasn't able to fire kibolts that could leave mountains..even his Happo fire burst would be useless vs. Goku, Ryu or maybe even Ranma. It was frightening and also filled him with pride. He knew that Nodoka would find Ranma to be a man among men..and Ryu and Goku as well..and Genma did think the same a Ryu..they thought Ryu and Goku were aliens.
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'That's your mother?" Goku said.
Radzitz wasn't too shocked about Goku's question...Goku was really thick headed when it came to normal things..he used to be unable to tell what a girl was...
Nodoka wondered who the other two boys were.
"Hi, I'm Ranma's adopted brother Ryu, same with my younger brother Goku" Ryu said.
"Though I prefer Son to Saotome" Goku said.
"As in Gohan Son?" Nodoka asked.
"He was my adopted Grandfather..till the monster killed him" Goku said, not know that monster was him in his Ozaru form.
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Luna wondered what had happened to Usagi..she needed the girl to find the princess(not know that Usagi was the princess). The tail that that boy had meant he was an alien..but she couldn't remember which...other than a vague memory of the royal ballroom trashed.
The back door was open..and then Radzitz flew in and grapped her.
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"They does that cat talk like Puar?" Goku asked Usagi.
"You know another talking cat?" Usagi asked.
"Yeah" Goku said.
"Ok cat talk" Radzitz said.
"Meow" Luna said.
Nodoka wondered if her sons were nuts.
Ryu powered up and held a Kibolt in the palm of his hand.
"Start talking or I blow your head off" Radzitz said.
"Ok,ok" Luna said..and Usagi's family fainted.
"We have much to discuss..you and I" Radzitz said.
"Mom can we ive with you?" Ranma asked.
"Sure...."Nodoka said.
***
Nodoka knew her son..well know sons were all what she wanted Genma to make Ranma..though she find it a bit frightening when Ryu said that the Demon King Piccolo had more morals than her husband. That and the fact that talking cats were vaguely normal for her sons.
***
Luna spilled everything she knew about the Moon Kingdom, the Sailor Senshi, Beryl, the Generals, the Negaverse, and about the reencarnation of the Sailor Senshi after Ryu blew up a mountain with one shot.
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Sailor Pluto knew she needed to get things back on the track for Crystal Toyko to happen..she would have to awaken Sailor Neptune and Sailor Uranus to deal with Ryu, Goku and Ranma.
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At the Saotome house, a meeting was talking place.
"Piccolo would have killed the Sailor Senshi" Ryu said to his brothers and Usagi.
"Who is Piccolo?" Usagi asked.
"You heard of aliens being little green men? Well Demon King Piccolo was a seven foot tall giant green man" Ryu said and added"He was either an alien or a demon"
"Which Goku stopped" Ranma said to Luna.
"Say did any of these Sailor Senshi wear body armor, have tails like Goku and I, be able to fly and throw Kibolts?" Ryu asked.
"No" Luna said.
"Then they're not what I've seen in my dreams" Ryu said and added"I think your Sailor Senshi need martial arts training to be effective".
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Ryu used the phone to call someone.
"Hello..yeah its me..I might need your help later..." Ryu said and hung up.
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