Expendables fanfiction
Oh dear. What on Earth had I gotten myself into this time. I thought to myself as I exhaled a sigh of annoyance. Assessing the situation, I find it…unfavorable. I'm tied to a chair my gun is across the room, knife in my boot (can't reach the damned thing) and a slew of pathetic "bad guys" pacing and trying to think of a new way to torture me for information. You know, the usual "who sent you? Why are you here? Are you alone? Wanna give up?" that stuff.
I sat there, taking their punches, kicks, babble. I was getting quite beat up this time. Of course I would not be in such a mess if I had listened to my instincts for once. Of course I never do. Maybe I should just not trust anyone even the tiniest bit. Like ever again.
WHAM!
OK, that kick to my ribs actually hurt pretty badly. I could feel ribs breaking and puncturing my lungs. So I may drown in my own blood. I hate Mondays. Why is it always on Mondays?
SMACK! Why do they insist on backhanding me? Is it because I'm girl?
"If you keep hitting me, my face will swell so bd I won't be able to speak….don't ya know?" I ask with a smirk. The ring leaer's face was hilariously pissed off. He grabbed my hair and pulled back really hard. I felt a knife at my throat.
"You will tell us…everything. Or I will use your blood to paint my house!" the loser threatened. He is bluffing. He can't kill me. How would he get information then?
"well…as long as you don't make it a pink house go ahead. Oh and make sure it's ok with my team before you kill me ok? I think I still owe money." Now Its my turn to bluff. If anything I just pissed him off even more. He back handed me again.
"Dude, do you beat your wife?" that earned another hit. Ok now I was just getting annoyed.
"You don't have a team. So I can kill you with out ""permission.""
"You sure about that, pedro?" I ask. HE backs up, confused. HE was doubting wether or not I was lying. He backed away and sat with his partners in crime and thought. I just gave them my crazy ass smile and prayed to god a huge truck would drive through and hit them.
Lo and behold, a huge ass truck came through the wall an hit two of the three guys. Thank you God for answering my prayer so fast for once!
A few guys hopped out and one shot the guy who kept hitting me. The man who appeared to be the leader turned to me. Seriously god? Man you got a mean sense of humor!
"Shit. I want the bad guys back." I say out loud. The others turn to me as well. Oh hey its lee!
"Ok Lee can stay. But you guys go away. Don't know most of you."
Barney kept walking towards me. Like I was going to attack or something. Not likely in my position.
"Trinity?" he asks completely confused. Eh, I guess he has reason to be shocked.
"No I'm the fuckin' queen of Scotland."
"Sweetheart, there is no queen." Lee so kindly informs me. I just gives him one of my playful death glares and he just laughs. "you all just gonna stand there or can someone help me out for a second?"
Hey, love the second movie so decided to make a fanfiction for it. Excited. So tell me what you think. Do u like ot do u hate it? Any suggestions? Pairing ideas? Anything. I love reviews and the more reviews I get, the faster I update. It lets me know that people are reading it and im not wasting my time
Los of love,
scarlet