How Lord Voldie Died 5

by RuneWitchSakura

Everyone's favorite Dark Lord returns with four more pathetic deaths including: Harry's parents and Snape's Halloween costume.

1. Bellatrix Troubles

Voldemort finally resurrected himself and got to his throne room without incident. He sat in his throne as Bellatrix came in and started talking to him.

"And Cissa was like nuh-uh. And I was like uh-huh. And she was like nuh-uh. And I was like uh-huh. And she was like no way. And I was like yes way."

'I hate this damned job,' Voldemort thought.

"And she was like no way. And I was like yes way…"

'You know what, I think I'll just resurrect myself again,' Voldemort thought as he turned his wand on himself.

Lord Voldie died again.