Everything was quiet at Avengers Tower. Scratch that. Everything was normal at Avengers Tower.

Thor, Hawkeye and Hulk were played video games on the couch and acting like cavemen around a bonfire. Thor's and the Hulk's voices were especially loud and if she wasn't used to it, Natasha would have gotten frustrated. But they just came back from an exhausting mission and after taking a good bath, all that Natasha needed was a good drink.

So she had helped herself in Tony's bar. Steve and Tony had even joined her. Steve to make small talk and Tony to grab a whisky before heading for the lab because he had some tinkering to do. He promised he would be back soon though. Falcon was already in the lab working on whatever they were working on at the time and Natasha just prayed that it wouldn't cause the end of the world. Earth had almost been destroyed once, that was enough for her lifetime. Steve remained on edge because, although they had managed to get along with the Thunderbolts, Baron Zemo was still out there according to Steve.

"I mean, we've only found his sword. I once thought that Red Skull was dead but he came back! Same thing with Thanos. Zemo could be back."

Natasha sighed and resumed her shaking. Once the cocktail was ready, she poured it in two triangular glasses and slipped a cliché umbrella in each.

"You know I can't get drunk, right?" Steve asked, still clad in his Captain America outfit while Natasha wore a black tank top and red shorts to be cozier. Her catsuit was comfortable, yes, but after a day of hard work, she had gladly peeled it off.

"That doesn't mean you can't share a drink with me!" she smiled mischievously as she said that and gently touched her glass to his.

He eyed the contents of the glass before taking a sip and nodding. "It's not bad." Natasha was about to answer a sarcastic remark when Clint suddenly yelled of frustration at his two comrades in play.

"It's not fair! How can you beat me with your big fingers!" he yelled as he stood up on the couch to be as tall as the Hulk. Bruce was able to control his transformation but he had kept it for a while, saying that it felt good to let the big guy take over for a while. "Hey, what's this?" Clint said as he pointed at something outside the tower. Some kind of robot was flying in front of the thick glass panels that led to the landing platform.

Before anyone could guess, a machine gun appeared under the robot and it fired directly at the Avengers. "Take cover!" Cap yelled as he jumped behind the bar counter with Natasha. Once the first round was over, Steve came out from behind the bar and ran towards the robot, his shield raised in front of him. There was broken glass everywhere and the couch had been flipped over: Hulk, Thor and Clint were hiding behind it. Tony and Sam had probably been alerted by Friday by now.

Clint also got out of his hiding spot and shot an arrow at the robot as it was pulling another gun out. Steve stopped running and gripped his shield tighter, expecting bullets to come flying at him since the gun was aimed in his direction. Instead, something was shot but whizzed above him and exploded behind the counter, producing a small cloud of yellow gas.

"Tasha!" Steve yelled but the robot fired again and so he had to protect himself. By the time the second round of bullets was over and the empty mag fell on the terrace, the yellow gas had disappeared. Thor destroyed the robot with lightning and it crashed near the landing platform. Sam and Tony entered the living room at that moment and saw the damage.

"What happened?" Tony asked, his Iron Man armor on.

"That thing happened!" Clint said as he put his purple glasses straight and motioned to the fried robot that was occasionally producing a half-hearted spark. Steve had already reached the counter and was looking for Natasha.

"Is anybody hurt?" Tony asked.

"Oh my goodness," was all Steve said. Everyone turned their heads towards him as Cap fell to the floor, a look of utter surprise on his face. They all gathered around the bar counter and peeked over it.

Natasha's clothes were on the floor, all of them: tank top, red shorts and even black lace underwear. But instead of the Russian spy there was a little girl that swam in the said clothes. The Avengers couldn't believe their eyes. But the red hair was unmistakable.

"Oh boy…" was all Tony could say.