My name is Marik Sebastian Ishtar the III. I am playing a video game with my friend Bakura or Fluffy. We are playing a game called Zelda and I am so friggin confused right now. "Bakura what the hell do I do now?" I asked. He looked at me, "How the bloody hell am I supposed to know?" He said. I sighed, "Well you're no help at all." I said. Alright so I'll try hitting random buttons that should do something. My character fell off a friggin cliff now I have no more lives left. "Damn it to frig." I yelled.
Bakura looked at me like I'm a crazy person. "Don't you mean damn it to friggin hell?" He asked.
"No, I mean Damn it to frig." I corrected.
"What the bloody hell does that even me?" He asked.
"I have no idea, but I am going to keep saying Fluffy." I said.
"I'm not a bloody cat." He yelled.
"And why do you say frig so much?" He added.
"Why do you say bloody?" I asked.
He growled, "Because I just do." He said.
"So I can say frig Bakura. God, you such a fussy kitty." I said.
"I'm not a bloody cat." He said.
"It doesn't matter to me that you say bloody all the time." I said.
"…."
"Because it's friggin sexy." I said.
"What." He said.
"Ah, he look the game is starting." I said.