4 Muggles and Voldie
Disclaimer: What's ours (including us) is ours and what isn't isn't.
A/N: If you have a problem with this, review and tell. We're really lazy, descriptions will come some time in the near (or far) future! :) =)
Chapter 1
Jayne was not in a good mood (A/N: Cause she's ugly) for she had just been told, that she and three other un-identified people had to stay at some wizard's manor for the holidays to stabilize the relationships between Muggles and Wizards. Of course Jayne being the bitch she is, thought this was a whole lot of bull shit and a joke the teachers were telling her. But her being the bitch she is is going anyway. (A/N: Should we put her with peter Pettigrew?
Vicky was feeling very hyperactive today. This was because she was on Vanilla coke (A/N: medication apparently) and she had just been told she was going to stay with some REAL LIFE WIZARDS!!!! Of course, she had read the Harry Potter series and understood it all (A/N: unlike some people, eg. Jayne). Although, she was a bit angry about Jayne having to go too.
Jocelyn was also extremely happy today, even though she was still in bed after midday. She had just been told that she was going to stay with some wizard family, she was also happy because two of her friends were going to. She then decided it would be a good idea to get up and actually pack her bag since they were leaving tonight.
Fawn was being her usual unsociable self and had her nose in a big novel. She had completely forgotten today was the day they were leaving for the Wizard manor. But, Vicky and Jocelyn being the good friends they are decided to pop around to see if she was actually doing something and not just reading.
At Malfoy Manor, Lucius had just invited his 'lord' and some of his fellow Deatheaters over for the holidays so Draco could get to know them. (A/N: Voldemort, is currently looking like Tom Riddle, not snake face.) When, all of a sudden, Fudge's head popped into the fire place and said.
"Why hello there Lucius. Ol' pal." Cheerfully.
"Fudge." Said Lucius giving him one of those looks 'get out of my fire place'.
"I'm awfully sorry to have to tell you this Lucius," said Fudge just noticing Lucius' guests, "But you're going to have four more guests this summer. Four female Muggle Teenagers, to be precise. You see, the ministry, not including me, have dealt a new loyalty, so they suggested you play host."
Then Fudge with a look that showed he didn't want to hear Lucius blow up, popped away.
Lucius for his part, was looking as if the sky just fell. Voldemort and the deatheaters weren't looking any better.
Meanwhile.......
Vicky, Jocelyn and Fawn were still at Fawn's house waiting for her to pack all her books and dagger collection. Jocelyn was playing with a dagger and kept accidentally slicing herself and Vicky was picking every one off the books in the suitcase and throwing them back out while saying things like,
"Crap. Boring. Too long. Bollocks, that's impossible! Too heavy. Eww! Poetry! Fawn! What's with the history books? Ooh! Harry Potter 3! Can I take this one? Medieval Torture Devices? Eww! That's disgusting......Oh wait, is that even possible?"
After they finally got everything packed, Vicky and Jocelyn cracked open Fawn's secret supply of Vanilla coke, while Fawn, was reading yet another poetry book, she seemed to not notice that Vicky and Jocelyn were destroying her bedroom.
A few minutes later, there was a knock on the front door. Jocelyn (because Fawn's parents weren't home, they also didn't know she was actually going) went and answered the door and was standing face to face with some old guy, wearing a bowlers hat and dress/robe thingy.
She screamed and ran back to Fawn's bedroom screaming "Evil Mushroom Man is attacking! Help mee!!!!!"
Which instantly set Vicky off screaming bloody murder.
Fawn, who had by now, gotten a big headache and couldn't read anymore decided to actually go and see who the poor fella was at the door.
When she got there, she unlike her friends asked politely, "Excuse, but, can I help you?"
"Hello Miss, my name is Cornelius Fudge and I-" started Fudge never getting to finish.
Due to, can you guess?
Go on, have a shot.
You guessed it, the mad ones ran out shout thing like, "Fudge? Where's my food? I'm hungry! Fudge? Food? Yummy! Where's my fudgie?"
Fawn just gave them a look that stated 'stop smoking while you're on vanilla coke'.
But they took this as a signal to start looking for fudge.
So Fudge and Fawn just completely ignored them and continued their conversation.
"Anyway, as I was saying Miss. I'm here to take you and your three friends to Malfoy Manor in the British isles." Said Fudge.
At that moment, Fawn thought it would be a better idea to shut the door and continue the conversation outside and you could hear the beginning of a sentence from Jocelyn, who literally wailed, "Where's my fudge? It's....."
Fawn who thought it would be better to hurry up, said, "Wait here."
She went inside and slapped her friends sober and told them to grab their bags because we're leaving.
"But why?" Whined Jocelyn who was still upset about the fudge trick.
"Because, you do want to see Draco Malfoy in the flesh don't you?" Said Fawn with raised eyebrows and a superior smirk.
Jocelyn instantly shut up and fainted with happiness.
Fawn and Vicky just rolled their eyes.
Vicky then asked, "If she gets to see Draco then can I see Remmie?" she looked hopeful.
"Maybe," said Fawn in thought.
Vicky smiled happily then kicked Jocelyn in the side to wake her up.
They both completely missed Fawn mutter under her breath, "God. Why do I always have to pick the weird ones as friends?"
~~~~~ 20 minutes later ~~~~~
They had picked Jayne up who had decided to pack heaps of make-up and tight, tarty clothes.
They were now on their way to the nearest floo connection.
Then they flooed to Malfoy Manor.......
A/N: If you read this stories please give reviews and give us ideas of how to freak everyone out.
Next Chapter: Dinner, with four muggles, Malfoys, Voldie and Deatheaters and Remus (A/N: Yummy!)
Also, two people are typing this. Any remarks on how Remus looks will be from the one known as Vicky. And Fawn is dictating it except for the crazy parts, so this may not make any sense.
Disclaimer: What's ours (including us) is ours and what isn't isn't.
A/N: If you have a problem with this, review and tell. We're really lazy, descriptions will come some time in the near (or far) future! :) =)
Chapter 1
Jayne was not in a good mood (A/N: Cause she's ugly) for she had just been told, that she and three other un-identified people had to stay at some wizard's manor for the holidays to stabilize the relationships between Muggles and Wizards. Of course Jayne being the bitch she is, thought this was a whole lot of bull shit and a joke the teachers were telling her. But her being the bitch she is is going anyway. (A/N: Should we put her with peter Pettigrew?
Vicky was feeling very hyperactive today. This was because she was on Vanilla coke (A/N: medication apparently) and she had just been told she was going to stay with some REAL LIFE WIZARDS!!!! Of course, she had read the Harry Potter series and understood it all (A/N: unlike some people, eg. Jayne). Although, she was a bit angry about Jayne having to go too.
Jocelyn was also extremely happy today, even though she was still in bed after midday. She had just been told that she was going to stay with some wizard family, she was also happy because two of her friends were going to. She then decided it would be a good idea to get up and actually pack her bag since they were leaving tonight.
Fawn was being her usual unsociable self and had her nose in a big novel. She had completely forgotten today was the day they were leaving for the Wizard manor. But, Vicky and Jocelyn being the good friends they are decided to pop around to see if she was actually doing something and not just reading.
At Malfoy Manor, Lucius had just invited his 'lord' and some of his fellow Deatheaters over for the holidays so Draco could get to know them. (A/N: Voldemort, is currently looking like Tom Riddle, not snake face.) When, all of a sudden, Fudge's head popped into the fire place and said.
"Why hello there Lucius. Ol' pal." Cheerfully.
"Fudge." Said Lucius giving him one of those looks 'get out of my fire place'.
"I'm awfully sorry to have to tell you this Lucius," said Fudge just noticing Lucius' guests, "But you're going to have four more guests this summer. Four female Muggle Teenagers, to be precise. You see, the ministry, not including me, have dealt a new loyalty, so they suggested you play host."
Then Fudge with a look that showed he didn't want to hear Lucius blow up, popped away.
Lucius for his part, was looking as if the sky just fell. Voldemort and the deatheaters weren't looking any better.
Meanwhile.......
Vicky, Jocelyn and Fawn were still at Fawn's house waiting for her to pack all her books and dagger collection. Jocelyn was playing with a dagger and kept accidentally slicing herself and Vicky was picking every one off the books in the suitcase and throwing them back out while saying things like,
"Crap. Boring. Too long. Bollocks, that's impossible! Too heavy. Eww! Poetry! Fawn! What's with the history books? Ooh! Harry Potter 3! Can I take this one? Medieval Torture Devices? Eww! That's disgusting......Oh wait, is that even possible?"
After they finally got everything packed, Vicky and Jocelyn cracked open Fawn's secret supply of Vanilla coke, while Fawn, was reading yet another poetry book, she seemed to not notice that Vicky and Jocelyn were destroying her bedroom.
A few minutes later, there was a knock on the front door. Jocelyn (because Fawn's parents weren't home, they also didn't know she was actually going) went and answered the door and was standing face to face with some old guy, wearing a bowlers hat and dress/robe thingy.
She screamed and ran back to Fawn's bedroom screaming "Evil Mushroom Man is attacking! Help mee!!!!!"
Which instantly set Vicky off screaming bloody murder.
Fawn, who had by now, gotten a big headache and couldn't read anymore decided to actually go and see who the poor fella was at the door.
When she got there, she unlike her friends asked politely, "Excuse, but, can I help you?"
"Hello Miss, my name is Cornelius Fudge and I-" started Fudge never getting to finish.
Due to, can you guess?
Go on, have a shot.
You guessed it, the mad ones ran out shout thing like, "Fudge? Where's my food? I'm hungry! Fudge? Food? Yummy! Where's my fudgie?"
Fawn just gave them a look that stated 'stop smoking while you're on vanilla coke'.
But they took this as a signal to start looking for fudge.
So Fudge and Fawn just completely ignored them and continued their conversation.
"Anyway, as I was saying Miss. I'm here to take you and your three friends to Malfoy Manor in the British isles." Said Fudge.
At that moment, Fawn thought it would be a better idea to shut the door and continue the conversation outside and you could hear the beginning of a sentence from Jocelyn, who literally wailed, "Where's my fudge? It's....."
Fawn who thought it would be better to hurry up, said, "Wait here."
She went inside and slapped her friends sober and told them to grab their bags because we're leaving.
"But why?" Whined Jocelyn who was still upset about the fudge trick.
"Because, you do want to see Draco Malfoy in the flesh don't you?" Said Fawn with raised eyebrows and a superior smirk.
Jocelyn instantly shut up and fainted with happiness.
Fawn and Vicky just rolled their eyes.
Vicky then asked, "If she gets to see Draco then can I see Remmie?" she looked hopeful.
"Maybe," said Fawn in thought.
Vicky smiled happily then kicked Jocelyn in the side to wake her up.
They both completely missed Fawn mutter under her breath, "God. Why do I always have to pick the weird ones as friends?"
~~~~~ 20 minutes later ~~~~~
They had picked Jayne up who had decided to pack heaps of make-up and tight, tarty clothes.
They were now on their way to the nearest floo connection.
Then they flooed to Malfoy Manor.......
A/N: If you read this stories please give reviews and give us ideas of how to freak everyone out.
Next Chapter: Dinner, with four muggles, Malfoys, Voldie and Deatheaters and Remus (A/N: Yummy!)
Also, two people are typing this. Any remarks on how Remus looks will be from the one known as Vicky. And Fawn is dictating it except for the crazy parts, so this may not make any sense.