UPDATE

Due to some strife, yes, I realize these two are played quite out of character considering this would never happen, but this entire story is based from a multitude of crack-RPs I've enjoyed with a Doc Scratch RPer.

As it says on my profile: 'expect diasspointmenmt', here I'm going to have to ask you to expect to rage a bit at some of the future content.

This is practically a series of short stories and drabbles based around a version of rule 63 Dave and a Humanstuck Doc Scratch.

What happens is, Doli (the female Dave that will be portrayed in this mini-series) has been recruited to The Felt to replace 3 (Trace) and 11 (Matchsticks) because of her skill and mainly just those two because of the color of her eyes which is reasonably close in comparison to their respective colors.

Now, she wears the felt suit and all with one red armband with the number 3 on it and then another white armband with a red stripe in the middle with an 11 on it. Both are on her left forearm.

Aside from that, her hair is in a bun, Doli isn't the name on her birth certificate, it will be revealed in later chapters as soon as I fine a reasonably comical way to reveal it.

And now to talk more about Doc.

He's a smoker.

Yes.

Even as a human, his skin is that of his original Homestuck cue-bally self. His eyes are the color of the felt uniform. His hair matches his skin and the like.

Blurblurblur.

Do you even lift?

Anyways...

Enjoy
THE ADVENTURES OF 3:11 AND SCRATCH