I know what you are thinking "Why are you NOT updating AIM!" but I had this great idea for a fic and I couldn't resist!
Disclaimer-I OWN TWILIGHT YAY! (Stephenie Meyer comes up and says…) NO YOU DON'T I DO (She takes the Twilight rights away) Now I don't :-(
J POV
"La la la la laaaaaaaaaaaa!" I sang.
"Jasper, what in the name of all that is shopping are you doing?!" My lovely wife asked.
"I am singing"
"Well go for a walk and sing somewhere else!"
"OK!"
(Outside)
"La la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"Dude its Jasper Hale!" Some emo dude said to me.
"I'm Drake, this is Tank, and this is Pickles. You are our hero! You are the whole reason we became emo!"
"Huh?! I'm not emo!"
"Then why do you have cuts all over your arm" That dude Tank said.
"They are bite marks!"
"Cool so biting is the new cutting?!" Said Pickles (WTF why is his name Pickles)
Then they all started biting themselves!
"We're emo just like Jasper!" They all said.
"I AM NOT EMO!"
And I ran away screaming and trying to cry!
Wow wasn't that just weird! Review!
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