I honestly think this trenchcoat makes me look bad ass. Jou told me ealier it made me look like 'one of those chomo guys'. Whatever. I think the chicks like it. I mean, I've only seen two chicks while I've been on this stupid island, but anyway... Anzu doesn't even really count because I see her everyday. The other lady, Mai, well let's just say she's a little too scary for me. I mean come on, she's like what twenty-five? She's practically ten years older than me! MILFs just aren't my style, man. She would probably find me disgusting, anyway. I mean I have zits on my back and I eat like up to 5,000 calories a day. I spend way too much time playing video games and my hair makes me look like i was raised by a pack of rhinos. No offense to rhinos. They are really cool. I kind of want to ride a rhino now...huh.
Anyway so right now, me and my friends are trying to find something to eat. I'm like starving. Jou is, too. If I said that I love Jou, would you think that I was a queer? Because I don't mean it in that way, at all. He's like my best friend. He's what my Granny would call a 'confidante'. She's french, you know. My granny. Anyway, yeah, I love Jou. We are like brothers and stuff.
Then sometimes, instead of love, I feel something else. It's like I'm jealous of him or something. I don't know. This fucking island is getting to my head. Fuck Pegasus! Putting my friends in so much danger. I mean, if I were Yuugi, I would have went a total different approach to the whole 'Pegasus stole my Grampa's soul' thing. Oh well, it's not like my relations are on the line, so I should just let Yuugi do things the way he wants to do them. It's his life and I will support him all the way. I smell fish...
an: just a peak inside Honda's mind. I always image him as the random type... It's really drabble-ish. (This fic, I mean.) I hope that doesn't bother anyone. Whatever. I don't own yugioh, by the way.