Hello, everyone. I decided to make another fanction crossover parody of a Disney animated movie and Seth Macfarlane's animated comedy shows. My first one is the crossover parody of Family Guy and Beauty and the Beast. I do not own Pocahontas or American Dad.

Stan enters Steve's room, where Steve is sitting at his desk and working on his laptop. "How's it coming in here, Steve?" Stan asked, checking in on his son in a positive attitude.

"I'm working on a history report about Jamestown, Virginia." Steve replied impassively.

"Ah, America, the greatest country to learn about," remarked Stan. "You know, I'm quite the expert at American history, since I work in the CIA and serve the country better than any other man. Maybe I can be of some help on your history report of Jamestown."

"Oh really?" rebuked Steve with his arms crossed.

"Of course. I'm related to Jamestown's founder, John Smith, since I share the last name as him. That, and I also watched the Disney movie, Pocahontas, so I think I know my history rather well." Stan said. "Back then, Steve, America was once known as the New World, because nobody ever knew the country existed, and there was this one explorer named Columbus who had thought he reached India and decided to name the natives there, Indians, though that's actually another story. Then one day, England decided to settle the New World and establish a colony named after their virgin queen, led by Captain John Smith."

O-O-O-O

The scene cuts to a voyage ship at the port of England, where Englishmen are saying goodbye to their families and couples, as they prepare to board the ship and set sail to the New World.

"Yes, John Smith was a young and brave explorer, and he was just determined to sail the New World so he could feel like a new man, starting a new life there," narrated Stan, as the scene now shows John Smith, played by Stan himself, standing nearby and proudly idolizing the voyage ship from a distance.

As John Smith boards the ship, a young settler played by Steve notices him approaching from behind and is amazed to see him. "Oh, my god! You're John Smith!" the man exclaimed. "My name is Thomas. I've heard so much about you. You're famous!"

"That's right," said John Smith. He then remains silent as he ponders to himself. "…what exactly was I famous for before joining this expedition?"

"Oh. You were a military captain famous for fighting the Ottoman Turks." Thomas replied.

"Yeah, that's totally me."

"Excuse me. May I have your attention, please?" announced the chosen governor of the expedition, John Ratcliffe, played by Avery Bullock. "Men, today we embark on a journey across the seas to discover a new world out there that is filled with all sorts of riches and other surprises awaiting us. I wish ourselves luck in this flamboyant adventure."

Just then, a man along with a small group of tourists holding luggages with them goes up to Ratcliffe. "Excuse me, do you know what time the cruise's activities start?"

"Yeah, and where's the pool and buffet table?" asked his wife.

"Oh, I'm dreadfully sorry. I'm afraid you've confused this ship with the Royal Caribbean Cruise lines that departed two hours ago," replied Ratcliffe. "You are welcome to travel to the New World with us."

"Sure, as long as we get to go sightseeing there." The man said.

"By the way," said Ratcliffe. "This is going to be a long and boring trip, so some of us will probably die from exhaustion before we even get there."

O-O-O-O

The voyage ship later departs and is already sailing out to sea. John Smith is proudly admiring the ocean's scenery, as he is eager to venture to the outside world.

"Hey, Smith, have you ever wondered what the New World will be like?" Thomas asked him.

"Honestly, no." Smith replied. "I've always wanted to discover the lost city of Atlantis ever since I saw that Disney movie about it."

"Like what? The Little Mermaid?"

"No, that other Disney movie about Atlantis."

"Well, what would you have to say about the Indians once we get there?"

"I'd say that they're savages, like any other English man, and kill them if they get in our way." Smith barked. "Although, I do find all the females Indians rather sexy, since they don't wear a lot of clothes."

O-O-O-O

At the New World, native women are collecting crops in a local field and storing them inside wooden baskets. One of the women among them is Pocahontas, played by Francine, who is also collecting crops. Then her friend Nakoma, played by Hayley, approaches her.

"Pocahontas, come quick! Your father has returned!" Nakoma exclaimed.

"Oh my god!" Pocahontas cried as she dropped her basket. "I always knew he'd come back!" She then rushes from the field and to the river bend, where her father, Chief Powhattan, played by Jack Smith, and some native men had returned on boats.

Chief Powhattan has his arms open as he then hugs his daughter. "Oh, father. I knew nothing bad would've happen to you while you were away."

"Well, you know it's our duty to serve and protect our clan from other natives," said Chief Powhattan. "We just can't stand being neighbors with other tribes who happen to be the same race as ours. By the way, there's someone I'd like you to meet."

A native man, played by Rusty Smith, Stan's half-brother, approaches Chief Powhattan and Pocahontas.

"Pocahontas, this is Kocoum, the best warrior a chief could ask for." Chief Powhattan introduced. "I assign him with missions to spy on our enemies and go undercover like James Bond, which is what I did back in my day when I too was an excellent spy myself and not a jewel thief. And here's the best part: you get to marry him and be like every one of those fine ladies James Bond teams up with in his movies."

"I even killed a bear to confess my love to you," Kocoum said as he holds a knife with blood dripping from it, much to Pocahontas' shock.

"Father, I don't want to marry Kocoum," said Pocahontas. "I don't really think he's my type."

"What do you mean he's not your type?" her father snapped at her.

"Well, one thing he killed a bear, and I just so happen to be friends with all sorts of animals like Snow White." Pocahontas explained.

"The male Indians don't treat the animals with care. Why else would they hunt them down? Neither do they have to treat the females with any care either. Men only like to show everyone who's boss." Chief Powhatan implied. "Besides, there has to be a new chief in soon, and I feel like Kocoum is the best bet."

"Come on, chief," said Kocoum. "Let's go someplace else to talk about my wedding plan."

"Yeah, let's not talk about this in front of Pocahontas," agreed the Chief as he disowned his daughter. "I always wanted a son instead of a daughter like her."

As Kocoum and the Chief leave, Pocahontas glares at them. "Okay, now I'm starting to wish he'd never came back and just went MIA."