*Space the final frontier, but not so final when our noodly hero is here! Hey! There's a fly in my soup! SPAM!*
(Here's some middle-aged guy talking into a thingy) "Ksshhh! This is star capsule .05. Ksshhh! Over. We are experiencing some abnormal stuff with the ship. Ksshhh! WHAT'S THE HELL IS GOING ON!! Kssshh!"
(In walks Happy Noodle Boy) "Houston there is no problem! Can't you see the wiggly pigs flying out there!! NO I will not call you Nancy!!!"
(The dude looks at him with this weird look o_-) "Who are you?!"
(Happy Noodle Boy looks at him) "Cease your incoherant noise! I can't find my soggy rice! " (Happy Noodle Boy starts dancing) "Marvel at my final destination through your anus! Do you not here the squeezy cheese?!"
(Another middle-aged man walks in) "What's going on here?"
(The other dude) "I'm not sure, but this stick person came in the shot and interrupted my Ksshhhh!-ing."
(Happy Noodle Boy is wiggling at this point) "Do not pass go! Do not collect the sweet and sour pork! Hey! Where's the free parking?!"
(HNB points to the dudes) " You butt-chewing martians of pure gelatin are not going to get away with my weenies! I must sing!" (HNB kicks the air)" Oh where oh where is the pickles of pickleness! Join my tribe of sheep weilding demons! Where am I?"
(The Kssshhhh-ing dude again) "You are in space Mr. Noodle Man! Do you not comprehend?"
(HNB) "Silence your runny eggs! Bow down before my platinum customer service! Call for an appointment!" (Runs to the very advanced computer) "You! Watch my mighty karate moves!" (Does karate moves) "I must know the secret to healthy whiter teeth!"
(Dude gets a twitch in eye and pulls out gun) "Shut up you evil walking stick!"
(HNB) "Squeeze my squirrels, crack fiends!"
(Dude with gun fires the gun and kills Happy Noodle Boy)
END
(Here's some middle-aged guy talking into a thingy) "Ksshhh! This is star capsule .05. Ksshhh! Over. We are experiencing some abnormal stuff with the ship. Ksshhh! WHAT'S THE HELL IS GOING ON!! Kssshh!"
(In walks Happy Noodle Boy) "Houston there is no problem! Can't you see the wiggly pigs flying out there!! NO I will not call you Nancy!!!"
(The dude looks at him with this weird look o_-) "Who are you?!"
(Happy Noodle Boy looks at him) "Cease your incoherant noise! I can't find my soggy rice! " (Happy Noodle Boy starts dancing) "Marvel at my final destination through your anus! Do you not here the squeezy cheese?!"
(Another middle-aged man walks in) "What's going on here?"
(The other dude) "I'm not sure, but this stick person came in the shot and interrupted my Ksshhhh!-ing."
(Happy Noodle Boy is wiggling at this point) "Do not pass go! Do not collect the sweet and sour pork! Hey! Where's the free parking?!"
(HNB points to the dudes) " You butt-chewing martians of pure gelatin are not going to get away with my weenies! I must sing!" (HNB kicks the air)" Oh where oh where is the pickles of pickleness! Join my tribe of sheep weilding demons! Where am I?"
(The Kssshhhh-ing dude again) "You are in space Mr. Noodle Man! Do you not comprehend?"
(HNB) "Silence your runny eggs! Bow down before my platinum customer service! Call for an appointment!" (Runs to the very advanced computer) "You! Watch my mighty karate moves!" (Does karate moves) "I must know the secret to healthy whiter teeth!"
(Dude gets a twitch in eye and pulls out gun) "Shut up you evil walking stick!"
(HNB) "Squeeze my squirrels, crack fiends!"
(Dude with gun fires the gun and kills Happy Noodle Boy)
END