Sue and Who

This is not meant to be a serious story, just a funny story about the Doctor, Rose (as of now), andMary Sue. If you're wondering why I'm not doing anything original or using current seasons, it's because a) I can't come up with anything as brilliant as BBC,

b) I haven't watched Season 5/6 yet (I don't have BBC America & SiFi doesn't host it anymore)

c) I find it funny when someone takes scenes you've seen before and puts something weird in :)

So enjoy!

-FLUEF

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Mary Susette Strawberry Isabel Mirror Chan was a beautiful and charming girl. Her soft, flowing rose colored hair moved as if an imaginary wind was blowing past. At school, she was on a special list, higher than the Honor Roll, for people who were kind and charitable; but none were as nice and sweet (and good) as Mary Sue, as her friends called her. And she was friends with everyone in school!

One day as she was strolling home from helping with the school Valentines Day Dance (and so far, 16 guys had asked her out, but none prevailed) thinking about her crush, James Edmund II, when a big blue box came crashing down in front of her! "this is quite strange." she thought to herself.

All of the sudden, a gorgeous man in a suit popped out from outside the door and said "Oh hello! I was just looking for..." He was cut off when Mary Sue said "oh I kno who u r! ur teh doctr! im a tymelord 2!11one TEH DALEKS R NOT DED!"

The Doctor stared at her, not knowing what to think. "I'm sorry, did you say you were a time lord? And I'm afraid this girl here killed the Emporer". Before Mary Sue could say anything, a blonde stepped out from the blue box (which Mary Sue knew was a TARDIS).

"So, Doctor, where did Mickey go? Oh...hello. Um, who's this?" she asked annoyingly.

"mie name is Mary Susette Strawberry Isabel Mirror Chan! but u can call mee Mary Sue!" said Sue, her melodious voice filling the air.

"Um ok. Well we have to get going. I guess we'll see you later! But we still need to find Mickey..."

"wate! ima tymelord 2! mi twoo wuv (true love) is suposed 2 be teh doctr!" she cried

The Doctor and Rose looked at each other and stifled a giggle. Was she serious? Rose was obviously annoyed by this Random Girl—Mary Sue—but the Doctor found her rather amusing, and was curious how she knew about Time Lords. "Sure, you can come along, Susan! This, by the way, is Rose, my companion." Rose and the Doctor grinned at her, but Mary Sue had a new goal in mind: get teh smexy doctr and loooose rose.

An hour later, Mary Sue emerged from her beautiful mansion made purely of marble and rhinestones. Her luggage was stacked up next to a bright pink limousine, which was her TARDIS. She wanted to make "teh smxy doctr" feel important. "ok giys (guys)! mie stuf iz packd! lets go!1" she cried, and Rose and Mickey cringed. (Hey guess what? They found him stuck in ANOTHER garbage can!)