By: Esther Soh and Denise Choong AKA Imaginator and YunCyn
A/N: All right, we admit! It's NOT Detective Conan BUT we can assure you you are about to embark on the wildest journey of your life! (total silence from readers) Okay....maybe not. BUT, this is what we proudly call the wackiest, craziest, freakiest fic you've ever read before. If you detest reading silly fics, then you can hit the 'back' button now. And now, if there are no more who dislike crazy stories, get ready for you are on your way to read....DISNEY MEETS WESTLIFE!!! Enjoy....
Disclaimer: Nothing belongs to us. Nothing whatsoever. Except the insane plots that are here. Ain't that sad?! (Authors go bawling away) Anyway, any and all flames WILL go to burning our failed exam papers. (Talk about destroying evidence...)
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The members of the band, Westlife had been taking a break from recording songs. After their last concert, they retired to their dressing rooms.
Bryan: Phew! Give me a week of gym ANY day! I must've lost 20 pounds!
Shane: As if! Don't exaggerate, you exaggerator!
Bryan: (Stops dialing on his hand phone) I am so NOT an exaggerator! (Sticks out his tongue and continues dialing)
Shane: In your dreams!
Kian: Say, Nicky, what'd you do with the underwear that got thrown at Marky?
Nicky: (In a whisper) I'm wearin' em', mate! (giggles) And they're darn comfy!
Mark: (In a whine) WHAT? Those cute smiley face boxers with 'I love Mark' all over them?! But I wanted them! Give em' back! Shane, tell him to give it baack!
Shane: (busy staring at his "beautiful" reflection) Huh, what? Oh, Nicky! Mark can't have them watchamacallits. (continues staring) I'm so darn handsome!
Nicky: (Smiles triumphantly at Mark) So there, Marky boy!
Mark: I'm telling!
Bryan: (Having not heard the conversation) Yes, dear. No, dear. Of course not, dear! No, yes, no, yes, yes, no, NO! Yes, of course, no dear etc.
Shane and Kian snicker in the background. Nicky and Mark keep on arguing. Suddenly, a blue shimmering portal appears.
Bryan: Of course I haven't been seeing any other girls! How could you…what the?
Shane: (snaps out of his reverie) Is it me or is there a portal in the room?
Kian: There is. Should we IGNOOO…
All five get sucked into the portal.
Bryan: No, we are NOT having a party, dearest! And there's no girl called Chantel!
Kian: Liar, liar, pants on fire!
Mark: I STILL want those boxers!
Nicky: No way are you getting these 100% cotton boxers!
Shane: I'm getting airsick here! AAAAAAAAAAH!
The five drop butt first into nowhere else but… TOONTOWN! Home of the animated Disney characters!