The Naruto Love Pentagon
Now, as we all know, the normal Naruto triangle consists of Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto. Sakura is madly in love with Sasuke, who hates everybody. Naruto loves Sakura more than anything, but she thinks that he's a retard.
The new Love pentagon includes Iruka, Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura. Sakura likes Kakashi. Kakashi is secretly in love with Iruka sensei. Iruka sensei is madly in love with Sakura, forming the "triangle". Sakura is also crazy for Sasuke almost as much as her secret passion for Kakashi, who she openly flirts with constantly without letting up. Sasuke HATES Sakura because she is a slut, but he has an ENORMOUS crush on Naruto, the sexy hunk of man meat. Naruto, on the other hand, is very different. Naruto, somedays, he feels like he likes men, sometimes he likes girls. He is madly in love with Sakura, that is, when he's not feeling gay. When he is feeling as straight as a circle, he absolutely adores all of the men, depending on what day it is. On Fridays, he loves Iruka sensei. On Monday and Wednesday, he's in love with Kakashi. All of the other days, he has eyes only for Sasuke. When he actually isn't gay, he loves Sakura. He will not call himself bisexual, he just says, "I'm just bipolar, it all depends on my mood."
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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Don't throw tomatoes at me, please! It wasn't my idea!! My friend wrote this, who, to evade the angry mobs of Sasuke fan girls that will be knocking on her door with pitchforks any moment, only would like to be addressed as "K".
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