Amelia's Mystery!
By NoV
E-mail: IlovemenoV@aol.com
Series: Slayers
Rating: G
Summary: Everyone except Amelia had been turned into a drooling little toddler! So, it's up to the Justice oujo to find out what has happened! But, can she manage to change all their diapers AND figure out the mystery?
Dedication: To all my fans, who give me such wonderful, happy reviews and support me all the way through!
A/N: To the Puzzler: I really would like to know why you're stealing all my ideas. You made an exact copy of one of my stories, and took ideas for all of your other fics. You should apologize, or I'm going to tell FF.net!
**
Amelia Wil Tesla de Seillune woke up, stretched, stared at her clock, got out of bed, and made her way to her shower.
She found some apple-scented shampoo that she had recently found at a travelling salesman's cart. She poured it on her head an scrubbed it, already smelling the appley-goodness.
Once she had dried off and put on her regular shirt and skirt, she made her way downstairs to greet the morning and all of the others.
She walked into the diner at the inn they were all staying at and passed by Gourry and Lina, who were fighting over food.
"Good morning Miss Lina! Good morning, Mr. Gourry!" she exclaimed, with a wave.
She had almost made it to the counter, when she suddenly did a double take.
"M-Miss Lina? Mr. Gourry??" she shrieked.
The two WERE arguing over food. The strange thing was that they were no more than a foot and a half high, and babbling in baby language.
Amelia stared at them for a minute.
Then, "HOW KAWAII!!" she cried, gaining both of their attentions.
"Dah?" Gourry wondered.
While he was occupied, Lina stole all of the blond's food and stuffed it in her mouth.
Once Gourry noticed that his food was gone, he started wailing.
The princess could already feel a headache coming on.
**
Carrying the two infants up the stairs, Amelia rushed to find Zelgadis, or Xelloss, or Filia so they could help her figure out what was going on.
She strategically place both babies on one hip, holding them with one arm, successfully choking them in the process, and reached out the other arm to knock on Filia's door.
"Miss Filia!" she called, trying to hold on to Gourry and Lina, as they squirmed. "It's Amelia Wil Tesla de Seillune!!"
There was no answer, only a low whining sound, like a balloon's air being slowly let out.
So, Amelia decided to just open the door.
"Miss Filia?" she wondered, then gasped at what she saw.
There, sat baby Filia, with her hair being pulled by baby Xelloss, who was giggling maniacally.
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!" Amelia scolded. "Don't pull Baby Miss Filia's hair!!"
Xelloss, who was stalled long enough by Amelia's outburst, was hit on the head by Filia, who wielded Val's cherry knocker thing.
Xelloss wailed and rubbed the giant lump that appeared on his head.
"Baby Miss Filia!" Amelia shrieked. "We do not hit people on the head!!"
Filia stuck out her tongue at Xelloss, and threw the cherry thing out the window, hitting Milgasia, who instantly died.
"Now," the oujo said, scooping up Xelloss and Filia in her other arm, trying to balance all four babies now, "we have to find Mr. Zelgadis. He can help me figure this out."
**
Nova-chan: The quote of the day is-'Ew=oh.'
Xelloss: As if that really makes sense.
Nova-chan: I forgot to put Kawaii Konversations at the beginning of this one.
Zelgadis: You forgot it at the beginning of 'The Retirement' too. Not that I miss it.
Pan-chan: What am I doing here? This isn't my show.
Nova-chan: Yes, yes, but Dark*Princess*Pan wanted you in another fic, and I brought you here.
Pan-chan: Oh-kay. Do you have food?
Nova-chan: SSHHHH!!! Don't tell Gourry!
Xelloss: Oh, Gourry! Food!
Nova-chan: You know, I could punish you by making a XelxGoo fic.
Xelloss: Like you haven't already.
Nova-chan: Oh, but I could make a yaoi-lemon XelxGoo.
Xelloss: (gulp) Um..so?
Nova-chan: And, I could make it so that you're the one who pursues Gourry, instead of vice versa, as it his been.
Xelloss: NO! DON'T DO THAT!!
Nova-chan: Then, BE GOOD!!
Xelloss: Fine.
Nova-chan: I wanna be called Lil Nova-chan.
Amelia: Why?
Nova-chan: Because I'm just a little kid!
Zelgadis: You're sixteen.
Nova-chan: But I wanna be little!!
Pan-chan: Why?
Nova-chan: ;_; Because Guyler-chan used to call me his little Nova- chan...before he went awaaaaaaayy!!
Xelloss: He'll be back.
Nova-chan: No he won't!
Xelloss: FINE!! HE WON'T!! YOU ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE!!
Nova-chan: No I'm not!
Bishounen: I finally got out of the closet!
Nova-chan: ...(starts a nervous, insane giggle)
Bishounen: Notice that I did not say 'came out of the closet.'
Xelloss: Sure. We believe you. It's about time you came out of there.
Bishounen: No! Seriously! I've been locked in there for weeks! I haven't come out since the last MST we did! She made me go in there!! ;_;
Nova-chan: Oh, I did not. You went voluntarily.
Bishounen: No I didn't!
Pan-chan: Oh-kay! Enough!
Lil Nova-chan: ^.^
Xelloss: You would do that, wouldn't you?
Bishounen: I forgot to rant! I usually do that first thing, but, what with the closet and everything-
Zelgadis: Get on with it.
Bishounen: Right. Heh. I want my wife and my son and my home and my life and my pretty hair barrette thingie and my blue suede shoes and my walkie talkies and my barbies and-
Pan-chan: You have barbies?
Bishounen: ...no.
Pan-chan: SURE.
Bishounen: (whines) I don't!
Lil Nova-chan: I'm trying to use all of the ideas I've neglected over the past couple of fics.
Zelgadis: I'm sure the ideas feel bad, being rejected by someone as mean- spirited as you.
Lil Nova-chan: ;_; You think I'm MEAN???
Zelgadis: I didn't mean it!!!
Bishounen: Do you know how long it's BEEN since I've seen my family? I'm even starting to miss Sato-san and Omae O Korosu..
Lil Nova-chan: (with fangs) Yay! Now I can write a ficcie where the three of you are a big, happy family!
Bishounen: Are you calling my fat??
Xelloss: Oh-kay, case closed. You're a girl.
Bishounen: I am not! You're so mean!!
Xelloss: Nova-chan doesn't think I'm mean.
Bishounen: Who says?
Xelloss: She does! Don't you?
Nova-chan: Sorry, I don't get involved in cat fights. ^_^
Xelloss: So, now, you're calling us both girls?
Nova-chan: Hee!
Zelgadis: Can we end this?
Nova-chan: Sure, but I want reviews if you want more, plus, I want you to decide what Zel-Zel is doing when Amelia finds him!
Zelgadis: Cripes.
Bishounen: Isn't that a pastry?
Nova-chan: If I use your idea for where Zelgadis is, I'll give you a prize!
Amelia: (gasp) What's the prize? Is it a wonderful bounteous trip to Justice-world??
Nova-chan: (flatly) No. You have three choices!
Numero uno: a picture of Bishounen
Bishounen: Me?? I'm so flattered!
Numero dos: A picture of female-Xelloss
Xelloss: He name is Xelloss, and we are NOT the same person!
Numero tres: A picture of Nova-chan and Xelloss!
Nova-chan: So, gimme ideas to see who wins! ^_~
By NoV
E-mail: IlovemenoV@aol.com
Series: Slayers
Rating: G
Summary: Everyone except Amelia had been turned into a drooling little toddler! So, it's up to the Justice oujo to find out what has happened! But, can she manage to change all their diapers AND figure out the mystery?
Dedication: To all my fans, who give me such wonderful, happy reviews and support me all the way through!
A/N: To the Puzzler: I really would like to know why you're stealing all my ideas. You made an exact copy of one of my stories, and took ideas for all of your other fics. You should apologize, or I'm going to tell FF.net!
**
Amelia Wil Tesla de Seillune woke up, stretched, stared at her clock, got out of bed, and made her way to her shower.
She found some apple-scented shampoo that she had recently found at a travelling salesman's cart. She poured it on her head an scrubbed it, already smelling the appley-goodness.
Once she had dried off and put on her regular shirt and skirt, she made her way downstairs to greet the morning and all of the others.
She walked into the diner at the inn they were all staying at and passed by Gourry and Lina, who were fighting over food.
"Good morning Miss Lina! Good morning, Mr. Gourry!" she exclaimed, with a wave.
She had almost made it to the counter, when she suddenly did a double take.
"M-Miss Lina? Mr. Gourry??" she shrieked.
The two WERE arguing over food. The strange thing was that they were no more than a foot and a half high, and babbling in baby language.
Amelia stared at them for a minute.
Then, "HOW KAWAII!!" she cried, gaining both of their attentions.
"Dah?" Gourry wondered.
While he was occupied, Lina stole all of the blond's food and stuffed it in her mouth.
Once Gourry noticed that his food was gone, he started wailing.
The princess could already feel a headache coming on.
**
Carrying the two infants up the stairs, Amelia rushed to find Zelgadis, or Xelloss, or Filia so they could help her figure out what was going on.
She strategically place both babies on one hip, holding them with one arm, successfully choking them in the process, and reached out the other arm to knock on Filia's door.
"Miss Filia!" she called, trying to hold on to Gourry and Lina, as they squirmed. "It's Amelia Wil Tesla de Seillune!!"
There was no answer, only a low whining sound, like a balloon's air being slowly let out.
So, Amelia decided to just open the door.
"Miss Filia?" she wondered, then gasped at what she saw.
There, sat baby Filia, with her hair being pulled by baby Xelloss, who was giggling maniacally.
"Baby Mr. Xelloss!" Amelia scolded. "Don't pull Baby Miss Filia's hair!!"
Xelloss, who was stalled long enough by Amelia's outburst, was hit on the head by Filia, who wielded Val's cherry knocker thing.
Xelloss wailed and rubbed the giant lump that appeared on his head.
"Baby Miss Filia!" Amelia shrieked. "We do not hit people on the head!!"
Filia stuck out her tongue at Xelloss, and threw the cherry thing out the window, hitting Milgasia, who instantly died.
"Now," the oujo said, scooping up Xelloss and Filia in her other arm, trying to balance all four babies now, "we have to find Mr. Zelgadis. He can help me figure this out."
**
Nova-chan: The quote of the day is-'Ew=oh.'
Xelloss: As if that really makes sense.
Nova-chan: I forgot to put Kawaii Konversations at the beginning of this one.
Zelgadis: You forgot it at the beginning of 'The Retirement' too. Not that I miss it.
Pan-chan: What am I doing here? This isn't my show.
Nova-chan: Yes, yes, but Dark*Princess*Pan wanted you in another fic, and I brought you here.
Pan-chan: Oh-kay. Do you have food?
Nova-chan: SSHHHH!!! Don't tell Gourry!
Xelloss: Oh, Gourry! Food!
Nova-chan: You know, I could punish you by making a XelxGoo fic.
Xelloss: Like you haven't already.
Nova-chan: Oh, but I could make a yaoi-lemon XelxGoo.
Xelloss: (gulp) Um..so?
Nova-chan: And, I could make it so that you're the one who pursues Gourry, instead of vice versa, as it his been.
Xelloss: NO! DON'T DO THAT!!
Nova-chan: Then, BE GOOD!!
Xelloss: Fine.
Nova-chan: I wanna be called Lil Nova-chan.
Amelia: Why?
Nova-chan: Because I'm just a little kid!
Zelgadis: You're sixteen.
Nova-chan: But I wanna be little!!
Pan-chan: Why?
Nova-chan: ;_; Because Guyler-chan used to call me his little Nova- chan...before he went awaaaaaaayy!!
Xelloss: He'll be back.
Nova-chan: No he won't!
Xelloss: FINE!! HE WON'T!! YOU ARE SO HARD TO PLEASE!!
Nova-chan: No I'm not!
Bishounen: I finally got out of the closet!
Nova-chan: ...(starts a nervous, insane giggle)
Bishounen: Notice that I did not say 'came out of the closet.'
Xelloss: Sure. We believe you. It's about time you came out of there.
Bishounen: No! Seriously! I've been locked in there for weeks! I haven't come out since the last MST we did! She made me go in there!! ;_;
Nova-chan: Oh, I did not. You went voluntarily.
Bishounen: No I didn't!
Pan-chan: Oh-kay! Enough!
Lil Nova-chan: ^.^
Xelloss: You would do that, wouldn't you?
Bishounen: I forgot to rant! I usually do that first thing, but, what with the closet and everything-
Zelgadis: Get on with it.
Bishounen: Right. Heh. I want my wife and my son and my home and my life and my pretty hair barrette thingie and my blue suede shoes and my walkie talkies and my barbies and-
Pan-chan: You have barbies?
Bishounen: ...no.
Pan-chan: SURE.
Bishounen: (whines) I don't!
Lil Nova-chan: I'm trying to use all of the ideas I've neglected over the past couple of fics.
Zelgadis: I'm sure the ideas feel bad, being rejected by someone as mean- spirited as you.
Lil Nova-chan: ;_; You think I'm MEAN???
Zelgadis: I didn't mean it!!!
Bishounen: Do you know how long it's BEEN since I've seen my family? I'm even starting to miss Sato-san and Omae O Korosu..
Lil Nova-chan: (with fangs) Yay! Now I can write a ficcie where the three of you are a big, happy family!
Bishounen: Are you calling my fat??
Xelloss: Oh-kay, case closed. You're a girl.
Bishounen: I am not! You're so mean!!
Xelloss: Nova-chan doesn't think I'm mean.
Bishounen: Who says?
Xelloss: She does! Don't you?
Nova-chan: Sorry, I don't get involved in cat fights. ^_^
Xelloss: So, now, you're calling us both girls?
Nova-chan: Hee!
Zelgadis: Can we end this?
Nova-chan: Sure, but I want reviews if you want more, plus, I want you to decide what Zel-Zel is doing when Amelia finds him!
Zelgadis: Cripes.
Bishounen: Isn't that a pastry?
Nova-chan: If I use your idea for where Zelgadis is, I'll give you a prize!
Amelia: (gasp) What's the prize? Is it a wonderful bounteous trip to Justice-world??
Nova-chan: (flatly) No. You have three choices!
Numero uno: a picture of Bishounen
Bishounen: Me?? I'm so flattered!
Numero dos: A picture of female-Xelloss
Xelloss: He name is Xelloss, and we are NOT the same person!
Numero tres: A picture of Nova-chan and Xelloss!
Nova-chan: So, gimme ideas to see who wins! ^_~