"Can't wait to eat this radical chili dog!" Sonic yelled in his lucious, sexy voice. But before he could take a soft, gentle bite out of the warm, thick, juicy chili dog... He was shot with a laser thing. "Eggs man!" He yelled, getting up to attack the fat man. Eggman got ready to shoot another beam, but suddenly... "I'LL SAVE YOU SONIC!" He heard a female yell. Was it that pink satanist? No, of course not you idiot, it's Miranda the Hedgehog! "I'll kill this egg with my water bending!" Sonic looked in awe. "What the hell? That's not even the right franchise." Miranda did nothing but throw water at the Egg shaped man. "Uh... Ow? I guess?" Eggmen said, confused. But then... another shape jumped out from the bushes. "I AM SHOTGUN THE CAT AND I WORK FOR EGGMAN!" It yelled. "What? I think I would remember making something as stupid as you..." Eggman said, again confused, and this new cat not helping. "I WILL DEFEAT YOU AND SONIC!" It yelled. "Uh... I'm not even doing anything... I'm just gonna go over there." Sonic said, walking away. Miranda grabbed him by the head. "WHAT THE F-" but before he could finish, she threw him at that cat thing I explained earlier. The cat falls to the ground, fatally wounded. "Guagh... You have defeated me, but not my SUPER HYPER ULTRA MEGA FORM!" He turns rainbow and charges at the hedgehog that isn't Sonic. "What the heck is even happening anymore?" Eggman asks. BUT WAIT THERES MORE! Another shape falls in from the sky. "I AM GEORGE THE HEDGEHOG, AND I WILL SHOOT YOU WITH MY AK-47!" He yells. "NOT IF I CAN STOP YOU!" another voice yells. "I AM RAINBOW STACY THE FLOWER AND I WILL CUT YOUR LIMBS OFF WITH MY SUNLIGHT BEAM! I AM ALSO PART GEM, PART PONY, PART POKEMON, AND PART KAPPA!" Sonic just sits down, internally dying. The weird, new creatures stop fighting and stand there for a second. "What now?" Eggman asked, not only sounding extremely unintrested, but weirded out as well. A pentagram forms in the circle they made. They join hands and start chanting. "DOOG SI NATAS! DOOG SI NATAS! LIAH NATAS!" They yell, circiling the pentagram. "WHAT THE HELL IS HAPENING?" Sonic yells. The pentagram glows, and a figure emerges. "Satan is that you?" Sonic asks. "WHY AM I STILL GETTING HATE?" the glowing figure yells. "W-Well to be fair... You are satan." The light fades, showing not Satan, but Keemstar. "I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE OF CANCER!" Keemstar yells. "Alright. Forget it, I'm going to Subway." Sonic says, leaving for the town. Eggman just shoots himself.