I must be a huge fan of this show if I'm making a story about someone I like the least. Well, it's not like I hate Candace, I just wouldn't consider her a character that I would write about. But this seemed like a funny idea, so yeah, I went for it.

This takes place about a year or two before the series. I hope that I got Candace in character.

Anyways, enjoy.

Proven Fact

I see him across the halls unlocking his locker.

I see him sitting in the back during class.

I see him with his friends during lunch.

I know which path he takes when going home.

Turns out, I know more about him then anyone else.

Some say it's an obssession. Me? I call it devotion. After all, I've loved this guy since I was in 3rd grade. My friends think I'm crazy (except for Stacey and Jenny), but I don't care. I say they're jealous, because they don't have they're true loves yet.

We were meant to be. I knew that from the moment I first laid my eyes on him. Whether it intuition, or some bizzare force, I don't know. I just...knew.

Whenever I see him cross my street, I stare at him through the window in my room. I even use binoculars sometimes, when he's too far away for me to see.

I sometimes watch him through the bushes. Maybe more then I should.

I've been known to wear some odd disguise just to see him.

Now a days, even Stacey says I'm off edge lately. Jenny? I don't know what she thinks. I think they're starting to get jealous too.

People have asked me many times: why do you go after this one guy who hasn't even given you so much as a single glance? Well, that's because of one scientifically proven fact:

Girls with red hair and boy's with blonde hair air always together in the end.

AN:

It is so true! XD You would not beleive how many blonde boys and red-head girls fall in love in cartoons and anime:

Kim and Ron (from Kim Possible)

Matt and Sora (from Digimon)

...Hm. You know, I really thought I could think of more. Aw well. If you can think of some, post it on the reveiw! :3

Oh, and by the way, I am officially on Summer Break. And even though I have to do Algebra during the Summer (blame that on my Dad, not me), I have alot more time to get my stories done. Su yeah, guys, Ferb's Goodbye will be worked on! I hope to finish it by the end of Summer; but most likely, I'll fail. Ah well, wish me luck anyway. :D