Note: I'm back from visiting relatives in China, and my grandfather's ashes… "Sniff" aru. I also had my wisdom teeth on my lower jaw removed, threw up from nausea and couldn't wake up that well because what they used to drug me was strong. Here is my second story, this time it will be a crossover between hetalia and MIB. Instead of using letters for codenames, I'll use country names to avoid major confusion, since all the characters will be agents. It's been a long time since I've seen the first MIB movie so the story may not be that similar to the movie.
Disclaimer: Hetalia and MIB belong to their respective owners, no exceptions.
It was nighttime near the border between America and Mexico, some border patrol were dealing with a bunch of Mexicans right now.
'Alright listen up everyone,' said one of patrol members in Spanish so the Mexicans can understand.
'I understand that all of you are coming over into the states for some work, if you all can just step into the truck over there, we'll have you all worked out.'
Just as the line was moving to the truck nearby, a black car approached them from down the road. It stopped very close to them and two men dressed in black suits went out from the car, one of them was an old man with gray hair and a gray mustache, the other was younger, had blonde hair, green eyes, and bushy brows.
The younger man said to the border patrol in a British voice, "We'll take it from here."
The patrol was shocked to see these people, one of them asked, "Now who the hell are you two?"
"INS, division six." The British man said, when both of them took out badges with their pictures on them and the word INS next to each of them.
"Did you say division six?" The patrol asked.
The older man in the suit replied, "Yeah, we are, stand aside please, we're looking for someone."
The border patrol did as they were asked to, then the British man ordered the Mexicans to line up, in Spanish of course.
The two men approached each Mexican asking them where they're going and what for until the stopped by one man wearing a Mexican poncho.
'Hi there, are you going to America for some work?' The British man asked him in Spanish.
The man hesitated a bit then nodded his head.
The British man looked at his partner a bit then asked the man again, 'Do you want me to break your face?'
He hesitated then nodded again.
'You don't even understand Spanish do you?' The British man asked him while laughing. That's when the man started laughing with him as well. "Well we've got ourselves a winner, that's for sure, now if you will follow us please," then the older man said to everyone else, 'Okay, all of you can go except this guy of course.'
The one of the patrol nearby then ordered everyone to stay where they are and asked the two men, "Now wait a minute, what's going on here, where are you taking this guy."
"Well this is the guy we're looking for, now you take everyone else to the station to be processed and we'll deal with him, okay?" The British man told him.
The two suited men took the Mexican over a hill nearby so that nobody can see them, while the patrol got everyone else inside the truck, then one of them asked, "Who are these guys, because I didn't know INS now had a division six."
Another patrolman told him, "There is no division six, why don't you check it out to see what they're going to do to this guy."
He nodded then went up the hill.
Meanwhile, at the bottom of the other side the two men pushed the Mexican forward near the hill, then the old man said, "So this is our guy, isn't it England?"
England replied, "I guess so America, but just to be sure…" He then took out a pocket knife and ripped open the poncho revealing a blue-green alien with at least four arms on his back with two big arms on his side and two eyes that stand out on top of his head, who was holding a metal pole connected to a robotic head.
"Mikey?" England asked.
"Oh no…" America commented.
The alien Mikey then started speaking in a strange alien language.
England then asked, "When did they let you out of jail Mikey?"
Mikey spoke again.
"Political refugee, right." England replied.
"Do you now how many treaties you just violated." America asked.
Mikey said one word.
"One," England yelled, "Try seven."
Mikey was obviously trying to explain himself when England interrupted, "Okay Mikey that is enough, you hand over that head right now, put all your arms up and don't move, we're bringing you in."
Just then, the patrolman appeared on to of the hill and saw the whole thing, he couldn't believe what he is seeing. Then Mikey used one of his eyes to look behind him and saw the patrolman, England noticed him too and said, "Oh, bloody hell…" Mikey roared, pushed America down and then ran towards the screaming patrolman who was petrified with fear.
"America, what are you waiting for, shoot him!" England yelled. America was having a hard time taking out his weapon. "America!" Then England out his weapon, just when Mikey tried to pounce on the patrolman, England fired his weapon that vaporized Mikey into blue slime that covered the patrolman all over.
England went over to America and told him, "Take it easy old chap, I'll deal with this."
He then went over to the road where the slime covered patrolman was telling the others what he just saw. England interrupted him and told all of them to not go anywhere. He took out a high tech communicator and said, "Alright clean up crew, get over here, things just got messy with Mikey." Then a large black truck appeared from the road, out from the back came two people dressed in suits covered in plastic with flamethrowers, one of them was huge with blonde hair pulled back wearing shades, and the other had red hair with a curl the left side of his head who was also wearing shades. The blonde man asked in a German voice, "Alright England what happened here?"
England cleared his throat and said, "Our old friend Mikey tried to rip apart this gentleman so I had vaporize him, as you see from the blue slime all over the place."
"I see." The German man said.
"So you and Veneziano Italy destroy the evidence, while I'll neuralyze the patrolmen, okay Germany?" England asked.
"Alright, come on Italy." Germany told the smiling Italian.
They both started burning all the places where there was blue slime, and then Italy asked Germany, "Say Germany, how about after this, we go get some pasta." Germany replied, "No."
England turned to the patrolmen who just couldn't believe what they were seeing. He took out what looked like a pen, put on some shades, and asked, "Can everyone look into the blue part of this thing here?"
They did so, England adjusted the dials on the back of the device and then activated it, the device let out a bright blue light that made the patrolmen looking into it become glassy-eyed. England put away the device, took off the shades and told them, "Just so that everyone knows, there was spill of a toxic blue substance from a truck that just speeded by here, which is what you're covered in my friend, but don't worry, it won't burn off your skin, it will wash away easy, just don't taste it alright, you may all go now."
The confused patrolmen did what they were told, the one covered in blue slime tried to wipe it off of him as much as he could. England turned around and saw that Germany and Italy were done destroying the evidence. "Okay," England said, "Wait here, I need to speak with America."
England went back to the aged America who was sitting on a rock and sat down next to him. England sighed and asked, "What's wrong old chap, you're faster than that."
America sighed and replied, "To tell you the truth old friend, I'm just getting too old for this, I think I'm just about done now."
"You mean, you're retiring?" England asked.
"Yeah, and I know what you have to do, so go ahead and set the neuralyzer to when I was first initiated into MIB, then neuralyze me." America told him.
England put on the shades, which apparently blocks the effects of the pen device known as the neuralyzer. He took out the device, adjusted the dials, and then said, "You know, someone else will have to take your place as America." America sighed and replied, "Yeah I know."
England then pointed the neuralyzer at America, and then activated it.
Note: First chapter is done, like I said before, it's been a while since I seen the movie, so this story will be different, and I add in some unique scenes with some other characters. So I hope this story will entertain you, review if you want to, just so you know, the America in this chapter is not the America we know, he will appear in the next chapter.