So it's kinda short, sorry about that... I don't keep diaries, so I kinda didn't know what else to put. If there are any suggestions for the other characters or even for the other Haruhi entries, I would appreciate it! Hope you enjoy the first chapter of my first fanfic!


Today's the day that the school festival begins. Normally I enjoy the school festivals a lot, they are some of my favorite times of the year! But I have a feeling that Ouran Academy doesn't do school festivals quite the same as public schools. –Sigh– I have this strange and ominous feeling that things aren't going to go well. Knowing Tamaki, our club budget is going to be blown way out of the water. Its times like these that I feel horrible for our club's Shadow King. Whatever that bumbling blonde idiot comes up with, I just know that the twins are going to agree to it. Hell, they'll probably end up talking Tamaki into forcing me to wear something frilly. Hopefully they'll save whatever it is for the end of the festival. I don't know if I can refuse if they keep the theme up for the whole two days. Sometimes I wish I appeared just slightly more masculine. Maybe if I did, the other hosts would stop trying to dress me up in girly things. And maybe our guest would quit asking questions about 'what if you were a girl Haruhi?' Those are getting old.

Speaking of that, a couple of days ago, one of our guests asked me something shocking. I nearly did a spit take with the tea I had just taken a sip of. This girl started her question the same as the other girls.

"If you were a girl, Haruhi…" She began.

To avoid sighing out of exasperation, I picked up my tea cup, closed my eyes, took a sip of the Earl Gray that had been served, and took a deep breath.

"If you were a girl, which of the other hosts would you come to visit?!" She had at first faded off, getting slightly shy, I'm sure. Then she repeated the beginning of her question, saying the last part quickly and loudly, as if she were embarrassed and trying to get it over with quickly. As if she had any reason to be embarrassed. I nearly chocked on my tea! With slightly shaking hands, I began to put down my saucer.

"Why do you ask" I questioned her, avoiding having to give a response for the unwanted question.

"Oh, I don't know… I was just curious is all…" By that time all the other hosts who had overheard (including Kyoya miraculously), had migrated over to the table I was entertaining at. Tamaki and the twins began questioning me, trying to get an answer. I sighed inwardly trying to come up with a response. Eventually I took a deep breath and explained,

"I doubt it would be any of them. You see if I was a female, I probably would never have come to this club room intentionally." As it is, that actually was true. I didn't mean to come across the Host Club after all.

Ever since that day, I simply couldn't stop thinking about the answer to that question. Which one of the hosts would I visit? I suppose if I had to choose one it would be…


At that moment Haruhi realized the time and quickly shut her diary. She grabbed her bag and ran out the door, already nearly late to catch the subway. She just barely made it onto the train before it pulled out.


Thank you so much for reading! Sorry about that cliffhanger, but we wouldn't want any spoiler's, now would we? Don't worry all will be revealed... eventually. So the order for the other character's entries will be as follows; Tamaki, Kyoya, Hikaru, Kaoru, Honey, Mori, Ranks, Yoshio, and Yuzuru. Probably. Sorry if I end up changing the order!

Disclaimer* I don't own Ouran or its characters. *Sob*