Author's Note: Well, it has taken me more than 5 months to complete this, but I DID IT! ::yays herself:: Actually, I had the majority of it written the first day I got the idea, but then stuff kept coming up and I couldn't figure out what to put in some spots... But anyway, I'm jabbering, read on!

Disclaimer: Neither DBZ nor Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal" belong to be. I'm just exhibiting them for non-profit.
Smooth Saiyajin
by Supaa Saiyajin Trinity
"AAOW!

As he landed in the desert
Blue eyes searching
He was alert

Frieza's forces rushed to fight him
He made short work
Their deaths were grim

But Frieza was still quite smug
Said he'd squash Trunks
Just like a bug

Then Trunks went Super Saiyajin
And Frieza was killed
Like a has-been

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza!

(Frieza, it's time to die)
(Even you can figure out why)
(You've played around for too long)
(People suffered -- You were too strong, Frieza)
(Treating planets like they are toys)
(With the help of all your bad boys)
(When Goku failed to defeat you)
(Well, I felt that it was my cue)

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza

Frieza, it's time to die
Hey, Frieza, it's time to die
It's time to die, Frieza

You've been sliced by
You've been diced by
A smooth Saiyajin

"AAOW!

Then who congratulates the teen?
It was King Cold -- "Killing Machine"
And he made Trunks a proposal,
"Have the universe -- at your disposal"

Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Now it's your turn, King Cold

Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Now it's your turn, King Cold

Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Now it's your turn, King Cold

Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Now it's your turn, King Cold!

(Hey man, this isn't okay)
(Just cause you thought your son was gay)
(You know that I'm not like that)
(You disgust me -- It's time to pay, King Cold)
(You thought you had a great plan)
(But a sword does not make the man)
(So now you're pleading for your life)
(Betcha wish that)
(You had a wife)

Hey, King Cold, it's your turn
Now you'll crash and you'll burn
I have to spurn, King Cold!

You've been hit by
Ki-blasted by --
A smooth Saiyajin

"I will serve as your executioner. You should be honored."

"AAOW!"

(Whoa, who the hell is this kid?)
I don't know!
(Asked the Z-guys, who ran and hid)
I don't know!
(Where the heck did he come from?)
I don't know!
(How's he know Goku -- We're not dumb, answer!)
I don't know!
(Did he meet you out in space, dude?)
I don't know!
(And did he hold you off with food?)
I don't know!
(Come on, Goku, answer us, please)
I don't know!
(What, you don't know?)
(We're on our knees - Goku!)

(So Trunks spilled the story)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
(How his friends' deaths had been gory)
Dad Gone It-Baby!
("Deaths were caused by this android")
Dad Gone It-Baby!
("And his sister - You can't avoid, Goku")
Hoo! Hoo!
(Then Trunks went back to his time)
Dad Gone It!
(After giving Goku a sign)
Hoo-Hoo-Hoo!
(That his father was the prince of scorn)
Dad Gone It!
(So two years passed)
(And Trunks was born - What the...?!)

"AAOW!!!"