Hiya I'm real sorry I took sooooooo long to update. Cuz me and Ion Deity
had so many brainstorms we completely forgot to do them. So here's a REAL
treat for all you patient people it's (drum roll) CARTOON DUMB CONTEST
2!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAAAAAAAA BOOYAAAA LES GET THIS PARTY STARTED. (silence) uh
It's gonna be funny? (applause) ok les get this started.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except me ands this stupid plot and Ion Deity owns himself.
Here we find our heroes/thieves um nowhere to be found. Wait is that Batman?
Batman: I am vengeance, I am the night, I am BATMA- (gets pushed off by a dark figure)
THP: uh oops? Oh well. I am Trigger happy, I am strange, I am BATMA- I mean THP!!!
Uh why don't we find Ion Deity? What the, Superman?
Superman: (flying to save the town from a monster) I will kill the monster and- huh?
Ion Deity: (is flying by superman) Hi I'm gonna go save those people then loot the bank, could you hold this? (gives him kryptonite) Treat yourself good and buy something nice when you sell it. (flies off)
Superman: Wait this isn't any green rock this is (starts falling) can't feel heart, brain, or lasagna I had for lunch. (crashes)
Hobo#1 from original Cartoon Dumb Contest: Cool free food (eats superman)
Uh is this really meant for kids?
THP: Yeah
Narrator: Hey you can hear me?
THP: Well duh I only wrote this.
Narrator: Oh yeah.
THP: I feel bored.
Narrator: Then keep typing.
THP: Why?
Narrator: Because I said so.
THP: Ya know I could blow you up with my author powers.
Narrator: Uh but you wouldn't right?
THP: Nah
Narrator: Phew
THP: I'll have Fang eat you
Narrator: What?! NO you can't!
THP: Watch me. (whistles)
Fang: FANG HUNGRY FANG WANT EAT!
Narrator: He talks? THP: No that's a tape recorder on his collar.
Narrator: Oh. AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!! (gets eaten)
Fang: (falls asleep)
THP: I'm still bored, wait I know.
Ion Deity: (falls out of plot hole)
Audience: (falls out of another plot hole)
Patrick, Ed, and G.I.R.: (Fall out of THP's pants)
Hobo#1: (walks in)
Ion Deity: Why are we here?
THP: I was bored oh and two more things
Deadly Sins and VEGETA: (fall out of a plot hole)
THP: Can you guess wut time it is?
IonDeity: lunch time?
Hobo#1: I like donuts?
VEGETA: (looks at watch) 12:34?
THP: -_- no its (really corny music tune thingy) CARTOON DUMB CONTEST 2!!!!!!!
IonDeity: YIPPEEE SKIPPY AND WE CAN EAT PIE!
New narrator: Hi
THP: what no, impossible you're supposed to come in a bunch of fanfics from now when we cross into the sonic world.
Narrator: Hi I'm Omachao I'm here to help you.
THP, Ion Deity, and VEGETA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL THE EVIL DEMON.
Deadly Sins: Who the hell is omocaho?
THP: A really annoying robot flying thingy from sonic adventure 2 that gives you useless info on stuff you already know.
VEGETA: MUST KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
THP: Tie him down with chains
Ion Deity: (salutes) aye aye sir.
VEGETA: (gets chained down) I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND YOU MOTHER F!$^&#
THP: ya well I cant have any bloody violence yet.
VEGETA: fine..
Omochao: you haven't killed me you do like me yayzies
THP: (grins evilly) Oh THP Jr
Chaos chao with evil grin: yrrm yuffnem
THP: kill the bad robot and daddy will take you to the amusement park.
THP Jr: (happy look on face and then whistles)
Other chao: Gameer grrmm
THP: fine you guys get to go too but remember the next time you appear its gonna be in the sonic fic I make.
All the chao: OKEY DOKIES
THP: didja just talk?
All the chao: umm no?
THP: 0_0 ok just kill omochao.
All the chao: (slowly descend upon omochao)
Omochao: no, no, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (is covered by chao then explodes)
THP: that takes care of that aw crap we're outta time.
Deadly Sins: Well until next time remember we
VEGETA: can I kill someone?
THP: maybe in the next chapter
VEGETA: fine fine
THP: Oh and one more thing Author of "The chao show" you're cool and also the author of "College Days" and "College Days Year 2" is cool too.
Ion Deity: hey how come the contestants didn't say anything?
Ed: Cuz it is pineapple season on top of our slowly decaying mentally confusing and physically disorientating brains.
Patrick: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
G.I.R.: Why must the sun set on thy face of my dear Juliet.
Everyone: O_O
Chao: Theme Park! Theme Park! Theme Park!
THP: ok ok lets go.
Deadly Sins: ok lets end this and go see Austin Powers Goldmember.
Everyone: YAY!
VEGETA: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Ion Deity: We'll bring ya back some popcorn.
VEGETA: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THP: Sorry this took soooooo long me and ion were on starcraft a lot.
Ion Deity: Yuppers
THP: So R&R or my chao will see sadness in their daddy's eyes and come to kill you BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH.
Chao: (in really erie unison and with glowing eyes) R&R make daddy happy.
Ion Deity: Next chapter should be up soon. BYE ^_^
Disclaimer: I own nothing except me ands this stupid plot and Ion Deity owns himself.
Here we find our heroes/thieves um nowhere to be found. Wait is that Batman?
Batman: I am vengeance, I am the night, I am BATMA- (gets pushed off by a dark figure)
THP: uh oops? Oh well. I am Trigger happy, I am strange, I am BATMA- I mean THP!!!
Uh why don't we find Ion Deity? What the, Superman?
Superman: (flying to save the town from a monster) I will kill the monster and- huh?
Ion Deity: (is flying by superman) Hi I'm gonna go save those people then loot the bank, could you hold this? (gives him kryptonite) Treat yourself good and buy something nice when you sell it. (flies off)
Superman: Wait this isn't any green rock this is (starts falling) can't feel heart, brain, or lasagna I had for lunch. (crashes)
Hobo#1 from original Cartoon Dumb Contest: Cool free food (eats superman)
Uh is this really meant for kids?
THP: Yeah
Narrator: Hey you can hear me?
THP: Well duh I only wrote this.
Narrator: Oh yeah.
THP: I feel bored.
Narrator: Then keep typing.
THP: Why?
Narrator: Because I said so.
THP: Ya know I could blow you up with my author powers.
Narrator: Uh but you wouldn't right?
THP: Nah
Narrator: Phew
THP: I'll have Fang eat you
Narrator: What?! NO you can't!
THP: Watch me. (whistles)
Fang: FANG HUNGRY FANG WANT EAT!
Narrator: He talks? THP: No that's a tape recorder on his collar.
Narrator: Oh. AHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!!!!!! (gets eaten)
Fang: (falls asleep)
THP: I'm still bored, wait I know.
Ion Deity: (falls out of plot hole)
Audience: (falls out of another plot hole)
Patrick, Ed, and G.I.R.: (Fall out of THP's pants)
Hobo#1: (walks in)
Ion Deity: Why are we here?
THP: I was bored oh and two more things
Deadly Sins and VEGETA: (fall out of a plot hole)
THP: Can you guess wut time it is?
IonDeity: lunch time?
Hobo#1: I like donuts?
VEGETA: (looks at watch) 12:34?
THP: -_- no its (really corny music tune thingy) CARTOON DUMB CONTEST 2!!!!!!!
IonDeity: YIPPEEE SKIPPY AND WE CAN EAT PIE!
New narrator: Hi
THP: what no, impossible you're supposed to come in a bunch of fanfics from now when we cross into the sonic world.
Narrator: Hi I'm Omachao I'm here to help you.
THP, Ion Deity, and VEGETA: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH KILL THE EVIL DEMON.
Deadly Sins: Who the hell is omocaho?
THP: A really annoying robot flying thingy from sonic adventure 2 that gives you useless info on stuff you already know.
VEGETA: MUST KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!
THP: Tie him down with chains
Ion Deity: (salutes) aye aye sir.
VEGETA: (gets chained down) I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND YOU MOTHER F!$^&#
THP: ya well I cant have any bloody violence yet.
VEGETA: fine..
Omochao: you haven't killed me you do like me yayzies
THP: (grins evilly) Oh THP Jr
Chaos chao with evil grin: yrrm yuffnem
THP: kill the bad robot and daddy will take you to the amusement park.
THP Jr: (happy look on face and then whistles)
Other chao: Gameer grrmm
THP: fine you guys get to go too but remember the next time you appear its gonna be in the sonic fic I make.
All the chao: OKEY DOKIES
THP: didja just talk?
All the chao: umm no?
THP: 0_0 ok just kill omochao.
All the chao: (slowly descend upon omochao)
Omochao: no, no, NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! (is covered by chao then explodes)
THP: that takes care of that aw crap we're outta time.
Deadly Sins: Well until next time remember we
VEGETA: can I kill someone?
THP: maybe in the next chapter
VEGETA: fine fine
THP: Oh and one more thing Author of "The chao show" you're cool and also the author of "College Days" and "College Days Year 2" is cool too.
Ion Deity: hey how come the contestants didn't say anything?
Ed: Cuz it is pineapple season on top of our slowly decaying mentally confusing and physically disorientating brains.
Patrick: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore.
G.I.R.: Why must the sun set on thy face of my dear Juliet.
Everyone: O_O
Chao: Theme Park! Theme Park! Theme Park!
THP: ok ok lets go.
Deadly Sins: ok lets end this and go see Austin Powers Goldmember.
Everyone: YAY!
VEGETA: WHAT ABOUT ME?
Ion Deity: We'll bring ya back some popcorn.
VEGETA: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
THP: Sorry this took soooooo long me and ion were on starcraft a lot.
Ion Deity: Yuppers
THP: So R&R or my chao will see sadness in their daddy's eyes and come to kill you BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH.
Chao: (in really erie unison and with glowing eyes) R&R make daddy happy.
Ion Deity: Next chapter should be up soon. BYE ^_^