"Uggghhhh I HATE German class!" Shelby groaned, blowing her black hair out of her face.
"Only 'cause you SUCK at it!" Her younger, but taller, best friend Yuki laughed at her.
"Wow, thanks for the support, dude!" She rolled her green eyes but grinned a bit at her own sarcasm.
"Bitte~!" The taller girl laughed once more, sitting on her desk.
"What ever..." Shelby sighed.
"Hmm...wonder what's taking the teacher so long to get here?" Alfred, the third individual to there trio, was sitting in the desk behind Yuki, poking the back of her head with a pencil.
She turned around and snatched the pencil, snapping it in half, "STOP THAT!"
"M-My Pencil!" Alfred whined, looking at it with a sad face as it was handed back to him.
"You guys didn't hear?" Yuki ignored the blonde.
"Hear what?" Shelby and Alfred asked at the same time.
"We're getting a new teacher, duh!" Yuki face palmed.
"DUDE, SERIOUSLY!? AWESOMENESS!" Alfred cheered, blue eyes sparkling.
"As long as they're not as frigging creepy as the last one..." Shelby mumbled.
"Pfft! I bet this one will be a hot chick!" Alfred fist pumped.
"What makes you think it won't be a guy, dumbass?" Yuki asked, sighing at how one-tracked her male friend's mind was.
Shelby simply laughed a bit at her two best friend's bickering and took out her Invader Zim ear-buds, messing with her iPod until she located one of her favorite bands, "Goodnight Nurse". She hit shuffle and "Death Goes to Disco" flooded her ears. Without realizing, she was signing along.

"Midnight and I'm dancing with the devil,
She whispers thoughts of pure evil,
I see a vision of an angel,
Gunshot and my heart goes.

Jumpstart my heart,
Burn on through the dark,
Poison in my blood,
I will come undone,

Midnight and I'm dancing with the devil,
He whispers thoughts of pure evil,
I see a vision of an angel,
Gunshot pull the trigger and my heart goes,
I THINK I LOVE HIM SO!

Oh YEAH, disco,
You make my body go,
Oh YEAH, baby,
Look what you do to me,

Give up the fight,
And kiss me goodnight,
Then let this disease,
Take hold of me.
My heart is dead,
I lift up my head,
It seems I have bled,
All that I ha-"
Her ears buds were yanked out and she flinched, "Wh-..What the hell, dude!?"
"First off, I am not your 'dude'. Und second, I can already tell you're going to be the problem student, ja?" Said a deep, masculine voice.
She looked up and went wide eyed, seeing a tall blue eyed blonde man standing next to her desk, holding her ear-buds. Shelby tried to find words but instead just opened and closed her mouth like a fish, face going red.
"I'll let you off the hook...THIS TIME." He gave her a stern look, returned her ear-buds, turned around, and headed back to the front on the room.
"As I vas saying, mein name is Mr. Beilschmidt, und zhat is vhat you vill call me! I will not respond to 'Mr. B' or anyzhing of the sort. Do I make mein self clear?"
Shelby felt something hit her in the side of the head. She looked down at her desk to see a folded up piece to paper. She knew it was from Yuki, and opened it:

{Bwuahahaha! Omg, you've got the hotts for the new teacher! Don't ya?}

Blushing and sighing at how childish passing notes was, especially with how much more convenient texting was, Shelby picked up her purple mechanical pencil and quickly wrote down in her messy scrawl:

{Dude, wtf? What makes you think THAT?}

She flicked it over at Yuki, and tried to pay attention to her rather attractive new German teacher...until she was hit in the side of the head again.

{LOL! You liiiiiike him~! Don't lie, you're blushing!}
{Grr, fine! I admit it! Happy!?}

Shelby mentally face palmed and was about to flick the note back to Yuki. Until a hand larger than hers took it from her desk.
[F-Fuck!] She thought and looked up at Mr. Beilschmidt, face quickly reaching the color of a strawberry.
He sighed and rubbed his temples, "I knew you vould be a trouble maker..."
He began to open the note...
[SHIIIIIT! Omg I'm soooooo dead! DEAD I SAY, DEAD!]
But before he could read it, Yuki snatched it and scanned the new message. She grinned and quickly folded it back up into a tiny square, and popped it into her mouth.
Both Shelby and the teacher went wide eyed, surprised.
Alfred was trying to suppress his laughter while Yuki didn't hide it at all, grinning like an insane person.
"Are...all American teenagers zis...STRANGE?" Mr. Beilschmidt was finally out of his state of shock.
"Pretty much, Mr. B!" Alfred smiled big.
"I told you not to call me zhat!" The teacher glared at his annoying student.
"Heheh...whoops! Sorry!"
Just then, the bell rung.
"BOOYAH! Saved by the bell, yo!" Alfred and all the students ran off to their lockers, seeing as it was the end of the day.
Yuki threw out the soggy paper and waited for Shelby as she packed up her things. The two were about to exit the class room, but Mr. Beilschmidt told Shelby to stay after for a moment.
Yuki smirked at the nervous girl and mouthed 'You behave now!'
Shelby shot a glare at Yuki's retreating form and stuck her tongue out.
"Ahem!" Mr. Beilschmidt cleared his throat.
Shit...it was just Shelby and her new found crush in the room now...
"Vhy are you such a trouble maker? You seem like you are intelligent...so vhy are you failing German class?" He sighed from behind his desk.
"Well...I...uhh. It's just that...umm." She couldn't get her brain to work.
He rolled his eyes, "Ok...let's try a simpler question, ja? Vhat were you passing notes about vith your friend? That Albert boy I assume?"
"Alfred!? H-HELL no!" Shelby laughed.
The German teacher blinked and then gave a small smile, the first Shelby had seen on him.
[Oh gawd...he's even hotter when he smiles!]
"Oh, zhat's a relief." He said, eyes now locked with hers.
"...Uhhh...why's that a good thing?" She went red and looked away from his light blue eyes.
"Oh, vell-" He stopped when Yuki came into the room, looking annoyed.
"Shelby! I was waiting for you and missed the damn bus!"

"Sorry, I vas just telling Shelby zhat she has detention for three days starting tomorrow." Mr. Beilschmidt put his serious face back on immediately.
"...wait WHAT!?" Shelby yelled.
"You heard me, now go catch a ride vith someone before everyone is gone!"

...In the end, they had to walk home. But at least their house was only about ten minutes away.