So this is just a little chatroom scenario I put together for the members of the GLEE club. Yes, it's kind of pointless, but I hope you get a few laughs. And yes, that IS a nod to the lovely broadwaybaby4205.


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Wheelies4ever has joined.

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Broadwaybaby: Since you're all online I guess I can assume everyone knows the new song.

Fiercefashionista: Quit the drama, Rachel, we have plenty of time to rehearse.

Mercedesbenz0419: Thank you, Kurt.

Broadwaybaby: Being prepared never hurt anyone!

Shadowkat: We've got the whole weekend, what's wrong with taking Friday off?

Broadwaybaby: The problem is that we still have the choreography to work out! You guys should get Skype, then we could have more practice time.

Fiercefashionista: That alone is a great reason NOT to get it.

Shadowkat: LOL

Mercedesbenz0419: Hahahahaha, nice.

Wheelies4ever: What's up with you, Kurt? You seem... Hm. Adjectives. Help me, guys?

Mercedesbenz0419: Bitchy.

Broadwaybaby: Pissy?

Shadowkat: PMSing.

Wheelies4ever: Yeah, that.

Mercedesbenz0419: He's mad because he didn't get accepted to Project Runway.

Fiercefashionista: It's not fair! Have you seen the crap they're coming out with???

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Broadwaybaby: Yes, we know. It's all a plot against you. Can we get back to Glee business?

Footballfanatic: More conspiracy theories, Kurt?

Broadwaybaby: Hi, Finn!

Shadowkat: Yo.

Wheelies4ever: Sup?

Footballfanatic: Hey, guys. Can't stay long, I'm meeting Quinn. But is there anything I should know?

Broadwaybaby: Learn the new song by Monday or Tuesday. If you need help you could come over Sunday and we could practice together.

Footballfanatic: Thanks, but I'm good. Anyway, I'm booked Sunday. Quinn's got one of her Jesus meetings and wants me to come. *Dies*

Mercedesbenz0419: So tell her no! Jeez, I thought you were Mr. Tough Guy!

Footballfanatic: She'd kill me if I tried that. I'll settle for being bored out of my mind.

Fiercefashionista: Pussy.

Shadowkat: Totally.

Footballfanatic: Come on, I thought you guys were the ones who wouldn't give me any crap about that stuff!

Fiercefashionista: Sadly, no. But we won't throw you in trashcans, so there's a plus to hanging out with us.

Footballfanatic: I said I was sorry! Anyway, I have to go. See you guys Monday.

Broadwaybaby: Bye! Have a nice weekend!

Shadowkat: Bye.

Mercedesbenz0419: TTYL

Wheelies4ever: See you.

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Mercedesbenz0419: Rachel, you have got it SO bad.

Broadwaybaby: I don't know what you mean.

Mercedesbenz0419: You like him! Don't deny it, it's so obvious.

Wheelies4ever: I noticed.

Shadowkat: And when Artie notices you know it's big.

Wheelies4ever: Shut up, Tina.

Broadwaybaby: How I feel about Finn, IF I feel anything for Finn, is nobody's business but mine. OKAY?

Fiercefashionista: Rachel, it's okay. If it really bothers you we'll stop.

Shadowkat: Hey, Rachel? If you don't mind me asking, is everything okay with you?

Broadwaybaby: Sure, why?

Shadowkat: You didn't look too good after 5th period. You kind of looked like you'd been crying.

Wheelies4ever: What happened?

Broadwaybaby: It doesn't matter.

Mercedesbenz0419: If someone or something is making you cry it DOES matter.

Fiercefashionista: We won't tell, I promise.

Broadwaybaby: Just this stupid stuff.

Mercedesbenz0419: Spit it out!

Broadwaybaby: Someone wrote "Broadway Whore" all over my locker and I think it was Quinn and her friends.

Shadowkat: That's horrible!

Fiercefashionista: Oh honey, I'm sorry. God, Quinn's such a bitch!

Mercedesbenz0419: What's that girl's problem? I mean, seriously. She's got so much going for her, why does she have to mess with people like that?

Wheelies4ever: She's jealous because she can't sing like Rachel.

Broadwaybaby: Thanks, Artie. I just wish she'd leave me alone! Why doesn't Finn dump her??? She's always making him go to her stupid meetings and she won't even let him talk to other girls because she's "afraid of him straying" and she's mean to EVERYONE! Why doesn't he???

Mercedesbenz0419: Because he's stupid, that's why. He'll figure it out eventually.

Fiercefashionista: It's a fact of life. Men are pigs, and I love them for it.

Shadowkat: Well, I don't have anything to do tonight. Why don't we get some extra rehearsal in? Maybe we could get some pizza and see a movie afterwards.

Wheelies4ever: I'm in!

Mercedesbenz0419: Sounds good, Tina.

Fiercefashionista: Blake canceled on me, he's such a flake. So I guess I'm free too.

Mercedesbenz0419: Rachel?

Broadwaybaby: Okay. That sounds like fun.

Shadowkat: Cool!

Fiercefashionista: We can meet at my house, my sister could play piano for us. Not the same as band, but it'll work. See you guys in twenty minutes?

Shadowkat: Yep.

Broadwaybaby: Thanks, guys.

Mercedesbenz0419: No problem. We're your friends, right?

Broadwaybaby: Yeah. You are.

Wheelies4ever: So it's not a problem! See you soon.

Shadowkat: Bye!

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