A Vampy Vacation Pt 1, the Prologue

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This idea came to me in a dream, and I hope U all like it 'cos I think it stinks. R+R is appreciated.  If there is ANY way I could improve on this piece of garbage please tell me.

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"Homer!"

Homer opened one bleary eye. "Meh?"

 "Get up, Homer, it's time for church! I WILL NOT have an argument this Sunday!" Marge stood in her Sunday best, pulling on his arm indignantly.

"Meh." he said, closing his eyes again. Lousy church, he thought. Lousy god.

   With a huge tug, Marge pulled her husband out of bed and threw his clothes at him.

"Get dressed. I'm going to make sure you don't embarrass the family today." 

"Yeah Dad, they're finally having the church raffle today!" Lisa remarked, passing by the door, already dressed. "I want to know if I can win the Malibu Stacy Wish Pony!"

"Hey Homer, hurry up! There's a 'Violent Stickdeath II' game up for grabs in that raffle, and I wanna get there early enough to grab it from the prize table before anyone sees!"

"Bart! You'll do no such thing. Look, Homer just hurry up, I need to drop Maggie off with Ms. Glick, and you never know, you might find something you like in the raffle too..." Marge said, exasperated. Homer stood up in his underpants, tugging on his pants. He paused.

"Phffft. At church? Don't make me laugh, Marge."

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"Ohmygosh! Ohmygosh! FREE PLANE TICKETS!" Homer was dancing around like a little kid in front of the prize table. He read the little sign that was next to the tickets. "'Win these tickets and fly free to Sunnydale in the USA!' Oh, Marge, can I get a raffle ticket, pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease?"

Marge rolled her eyes, and delved into her purse. "Right, OK, here's $5 each, now don't go spending it all in on-"

"Thanks Mom!"

"Thanks Mom!"

"Thanks Marge!"

And the rest of the family zoomed off, leaving Marge standing in the middle of the rapidly filling room. She shook her head and took out $5 for herself. Now, she thought, Maybe I'll see how lucky I am with the raffle..."

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Sorry, I know this is REALLY short, but then again it's only the taster, the good stuff is yet to come...

R+R is appreciated, I really want to know what people think of this.  Before anyone says it, yes, it's gonna be a Buffy/Simpsons crossover and yes, I know that it doesn't have much to do with Buffy at the moment, but be patient!