Chapter 1:The Hiring
Olaf sat in his chair, worried. It hadn't been this bad before. An infantry came in. "Sir, it's worse than I thought"
"What does it say"
"Sir...your weight goes of the scales"
"Nooooooooooooooooo" cried Olaf.
"I'm sorry sir"
"Why do I look like the poster boy for Slim-Fast, and Grit's a chronic anorexic!!!"
"Now sir, you know that Andy has been making fun of you"
"Really! Get the phone!!! I can't seem to get out of my chair..."
"Yes sir"
Olaf grinned. He was going to hire that really good assasin that was advertised on TV.
"Hello sir"
Olaf was lucky he didn't take a heart attack. This guy was sneaky.
"You did order my services, didn't you," asked the Assasin
"Yes, sit down Mr Teatime"
"It's pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh sir. Everyone gets it wrong"
"Well, can you kill this individual?"
"Easily. Count on me"
As the Assassin left, he said "By the way, don't call me Mr Teh-ah-tim-eh sir. Call me my proper name, Strum."
When he left, Olaf was pleased. That meddolsome Andy was a goner.
And with that, Olaf demolished his 1 000 000th chocolate cake in 1 hour.
Olaf sat in his chair, worried. It hadn't been this bad before. An infantry came in. "Sir, it's worse than I thought"
"What does it say"
"Sir...your weight goes of the scales"
"Nooooooooooooooooo" cried Olaf.
"I'm sorry sir"
"Why do I look like the poster boy for Slim-Fast, and Grit's a chronic anorexic!!!"
"Now sir, you know that Andy has been making fun of you"
"Really! Get the phone!!! I can't seem to get out of my chair..."
"Yes sir"
Olaf grinned. He was going to hire that really good assasin that was advertised on TV.
"Hello sir"
Olaf was lucky he didn't take a heart attack. This guy was sneaky.
"You did order my services, didn't you," asked the Assasin
"Yes, sit down Mr Teatime"
"It's pronounced Teh-ah-tim-eh sir. Everyone gets it wrong"
"Well, can you kill this individual?"
"Easily. Count on me"
As the Assassin left, he said "By the way, don't call me Mr Teh-ah-tim-eh sir. Call me my proper name, Strum."
When he left, Olaf was pleased. That meddolsome Andy was a goner.
And with that, Olaf demolished his 1 000 000th chocolate cake in 1 hour.