"Don't you dare try to blame this on me!" Iruka ranted not caring that his wrath was being directed at his kage. "This is all your fault! You were one who sent him on that mission! You were the one who insisted he remain in the hospital! You were the one who allowed him to watch that damned movie not knowing the effects of that jutsu!"
Tsunade just sat there afraid to make any sudden movements and finally understanding why all of the mini-nin and most of the jounin including her Anbu guards were afraid of the bare-chested chuunin throwing a fit in her office. She never thought the sounds of manly screaming and sobbing would be a blessed occurrence until an inconsolable Maito Gai burst into her office effectively distracting the chuunin.
"Hokage-sama, help me." Gai bawled attempting to take cover inside the comforting green of Tsunade's jacket.
"You cannot save yourself by hiding behind this large-breasted woman. It is shameful for a man to dress in such tight clothing." Kakashi drawled in a Spanish accent expertly brandishing his father's tanto and carving another large "K" in the remaining tatters of Gai's jumpsuit and declaring "When you arrive at the uniform store to they will know exactly who sent you."
"Dammit, Kakashi!" Iruka yelled grabbing Kakashi by the cape and pulling him away from his traumatized rival.
"Iruka, my love, there are many injustices in the village that need to be addressed, but first, I must right a wrong of my own doing." Kakashi crooned pressing the exposed lips of his masked face against the other man's neck and kissing him in a "K" pattern.
"I was mistaken in thinking the mark I so passionately placed upon your chest should be on display so everyone will know to whom you belong. Your golden skin and dusky nipples should be viewed by my eyes only. I think it will be better if I make passionate love to you until your pleasured screams fill the village with echoing cries of Kakashi. Then I will place my mark upon your forehead so everyone will know that I am the only one allowed to possess your beautiful and well covered body," he continued throwing Iruka over his shoulder
"Dammit Tsunade, start working on a cure for this you insufferable ancient-" Iruka yelled, his voice trailing off as Kakashi jumped out of the window and landed on the back of his largest ninken; a dog who seemed to be enjoying be treated as a horse and the new name of "Tornado" that came along with it.
"Be grateful he watched 'Zorro' and not 'Icha Icha presents the Moan Ranger'" Tsunade cackled as she threw her overcoat along with a whimpering Maito Gai out of her window and towards the uniform store.