Baka And Test:Summon The Beasts

La La Love

Chapter O1

"Class F's Newest Student."

I walked inside my new school, as a tall, mean looking teacher guided me to my class.

"Miss Fujishima, this school puts their students in each class that they belong, due to your absences and poor test scores, you will be placed in class F. If your scores get higher as the year pass...you will move forward from those idiots." he explained.

What kind of school is this? Where a teacher can call a student an idiot?

He opened the door and I took a deep breath, expecting it to be a regular classroom.

To my surprise, the class acted like a jungle. Monkeys everywhere, jumping around, lions roaring at eachother over wood glue, and even hippos sleeping in their desks. I gasped.

"Class F, meet your newest student. Yumi Fujishima."

-I sat on the cold, rough wood floor and took out my notebook.

"What are you doing?" a brown haired boy asked. "This class doesn't do anything. Haven't you noticed?"

I looked around me. "Yes, I noticed."

"I'm Akihisa Yoshii. These are my friends, Mizuki, Minami, Yujii, Hideyoshi, and Kouta."

"I'm Yumi, it's nice to meet you all." I smiled, at least these people seem friendly. There we're only three girls here, though, and one of them was wearing a guy's uniform.

"I love your hair!" the girl with light pink hair jumped, and her breasts did as well. I was shocked, she was so pretty, and her hair had more volume than mine. "Oh, i'm Mizuki, by the way."

"Thanks." I touched my dull, straight, white hair.

"So close..." one of the guys said as he tried taking pictures under my skirt. I just noticed he was there.

"What are you doing?" I shoved him away.

"He's always taking pictures." Yoshii smiled. "He's a photographer, he's great at it!"

"He's only great at taking pictures of girls." the red haired boy stated.

"Don't mind us, guys, we just like having fun." the crossdresser smiled.

"This is Hideyoshi, she's one of the cutest girls in this class." Yoshii introduced us.

"I'm a guy." Hideyoshi growled, but he looked so much like a girl!

"Who's the other cutest girl, Yoshii?" Minami asked.

"Yes, who is it?" Mizuki jumped.

"These are great shots." the perverted one smirked, and I kicked him away from me. How did I not noticed he came back?

"His name is Kouta." the red haired boy informed. "I'm Yujii."

"Yujii, are you cheating on me?" a girl's voice enetered the classroom, but I didn't saw anybody.

"No! Of course not! She's just new!" Yujii screamed.

"Fine, I forgive you, but keep your distance from her." the voice left.

I was getting pretty scared, this class was a little too freaky.

"Quit taking her side!" Minami yelled, pulling Yoshii away from Mizuki.

"I'm not taking anybody's side! I just wanted to be fair!" he screamed in pain as his bones cracked.

"Fine! We will settle this with a cooking battle!" Minami pushed him away and faced her enemy.

"Cooking battle? NOOOOOOOOO!" all the guys cried.

"Hey, Yumi, why don't you join the battle?" Yujii nodged me.

"Um...I don't know." I shrugged.

"Yes! Thats perfect! Yumi will join you, Mizuki! Hideyoshi can also help Minami. Pairs of two girls." Yoshii pushed me and Hideyoshi towards the girls.

"I'm a guy!"

"Whatever you do, make sure Mizuki doesn't prepare any of the food, please!" Yoshi whispered.

"But I don't even-?"

"The winner gets a date with Yoshii." Minami winked.

"Then I don't want to loose!" Mizuki shoved me to her side.

Do they both like him or something? If so, then why did they throw Hideyoshi and me in this?

"Don't let her cook!" Yujii shouted at me.

Don't let Mizuki cook. Got it, so that meant I had to cook it.