In A Small town in Italy, A man named Mario lived in an apartment building down the street from Gallinga Poriadi's (A restraunt based on his grandpa). He never thought of what was going to happen to him that will change his life. "MARIO!" Yelled Ferris, his boss, "Go wait the tables, we have too many people back here!" "O-a-k I will get-a right on it." Said Mario. Mario worked at the joint for 2 years now, He hated his job, but it was all he could get. Mario never did get a degree. He had to help his family that had all died years ago to a mysterious disease. "How-a may I help you?" said Mario.
"Yes I would like to…" The Man stops, He sticks his hand in his pocket and pulls out a pistol, Slowly points it to Mario's head, and says "Take me to the money, and get me some food, or I will blow your guts out." "Umm… O-a-k" He says studdering. Mario wonders, while taking the man to the money, if his life ends now, if he will never get a family, never see the rest of life, and then all of a sudden all he could think of was cold hard metal on his head. "I hear cops, DID YOU CALL THE COPS?" "NO-A!" He suddenly heard a shot, He was full of fear. He heard a thump… The man had been shot by the police. Mario ran home, with no other thought than seeing the man bleeding on the tiled floor. "Oh my-a god!" he worried for the rest of the night.
He woke up the next morning in the castle with peach in the other room and a baby toad poking him in his side. "Oh-a, it was just a dream-a… WILL YOU-A STOP–A POKING ME!" Mario yelled at the baby toad. "Oh sorry Mario my baby has been… exploring lately." The toadette maid said. "Hey I have a question." Said Mario. "Yes?" Said the maid. "How come you guys are never black? Are you just some racist group or something? Or are we on the Northern Hemisphere?" "Umm… Well toads never tend to be black; our ethics just don't allow it I guess. Then again, I guess it's just genetics." Mario got up, said his thanks for her answering his question, and went to see Princess Peach. "Peach?" Said Mario slowly opening her door.
"Yes, Mario?" Peach said, "Are you ok? You were screaming all night." "Yeah Just a nightmare." Mario walks in and sits on her big freakin' bed. "I always wanted to know if you ever got scared while you were captured by Bowser all the time. I mean, ALL THE TIME… I just, I always save you, and wh" Peach Intterupts, "I'd stop right now if I were you." Mario gets up and walks toward the door, and says "I love-a you Peach, and I want-a you-a to know that. But you-a never have-a time. Your-a always gone… Do… you-a… Love-a me?
To Be Continued…