NIGHT I (Kyle):
"Hey fat (BEEP), listen to me!" I shouted at Cartman.
"What, you (BEEPING) jew?" he finally responded.
"Have you heard of the new top game, Five Nights At Freddy's?"
"Ya, who the (BEEP) hasn't!"
"I KNOW RIGHT, I'M ON NIGHT 5!" Kenny muffled.
"You're so (BEEPING) bad!" Cartman shouted.
"Sais you fat (BEEP)!" I butted in.
"Hey, um... guys," Butters started, "Where's Stan?"
I regarded everyone.
There became a fuss from our group.
RAR!
Stan jumped out in a Freddy costume.
Stan high fived me and we broke out laughing at Cartman, Butters and Kenny.
That Night
12AM:
Damn It.
"Look what your fat mouth has done Cartman!" I screamed.
We were all trapped in the school for five nights.
"WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL TO..." static rose over the loud speaker.
Who else is here, I counted, Me, Stan, Cartman, Kenny, Butters and Jimmy.
"This is going in the school papers!" stated Jimmy.
"Maybe this'll be like fnaf!" Stan said.
"Nah!" Cartman told us as we all saw Freddy Fazbear behind Kenny.
It ripped him apart.
"Oh my god, you killed Kenny!" me and Stan started, "You (BLEEP)!"
1AM
I crawled through the school and to the hall.
"Guys... we shouldn't be doing this," Butters said.
"Who said we shouldn't?" asked some-one, the new student.
"Me," gulped Butters.
"Nonesense my yellow haired friend!" he shouted.
"So, newbie, what's your name," I asked while we continued crawling.
"My name is Phone Guy, P.G for short!" he responded "Your name is Phone!" Cartman burst out laughing, "You're so (BEEPING) sad."
Cartman was then dragged off by Chica, screaming he kicked and hit.
"Goodbye, my amigo!" P.G called after him.
"Holy (BEEP) dude," I said
2AM
I turned around and saw P.G was missing.
"Where's P.G?" I asked.
"He went to the bathroom, my amigo," said Butters.
"Hey, Butters never sais, my amigo," Stan interupted.
"That is right, my good friends," I heard P.G's voice from butters.
A horrible morph happened and 'Butters' changed into P.G.
"I am P.G, I am one of them, and for your information, Butters is dead," he said.
"More juicy stuff for the school papers," Jimmy said, just before he was swallowed by P.G.
"Aaargh, (BEEP)," Me and Stan screamed.
3AM
Just me and Stan were left.
We went into the hall and saw Cartman, Butters, Jimmy, Wendy and Bebe tied up.
P.G was nowhere to be seen.
I untied all the ropes apart from Wendy's, which Stan did.
BLACK.
4AM
We woke up infront of a tv screen with a message playing.
"Do not tell anyone about, P.G, and you will live," the recorded message said.
We all signed a contract.
5AM The doors finnally opened and we left.
I checked my watch, it was saturday.