A/N: This story will be a oneshot/drabble and it's written for Careers Advice Assignment 11 Task # 2 on HSOW&W forum… This story will be AU and a bit of a crack fic… I have to give my friend credit for the idea because I wanted something kind of humorous and she helped me come up with this… I do hope that Fleur's accent is right… I really don't like writing them but figured I'd give it a try… This story will have a prompt in it from the Are You Crazy Enough to Do It Challenge on HPFCF…
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter…
HSOW&W: Careers Advice: Task #2: Curse Breaker vs Archaeologist - Write about Bill Weasley. Alt: Write an Indiana Jones!AU
AYCEtDIC: 226. (genre) Humor
Word Count: 512 Words
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"What are you doing out 'ere?" Fleur asked, as she came into the shed outside.
Bill snapped the bag closed that he was looking at. He was sitting on the floor of the shed where he kept all of the cursed artifacts he was trying to un-curse so that his three kids didn't get to them. "Oh good. It is just you, come in and shut the door. We don't want the kids seeing these." Fleur raised her eyebrow, but did as he said and walked over to him.
"What 'ave you got zere?"
"You know I had to stay in the Muggle world with a Muggle family who was aware of the magical world while I was on that last case for Gringotts. Well, while I was there, the parents brought home a snack from some store for their kids. They were surprised when I told them I have never heard of them and gave me one. I have a month supply here because they were absolutely too good to never eat again. I think the Muggles do something to them to make them addictive." Bill could see the look on his wife's face. "Just try one and you will see what I mean. They are called Brookies." He told her holding out one to her.
He could see that she was looking at him like he was insane, but just one bite and she would see their brilliance.
He eagerly—a bit too eagerly perhaps—watched her take a bite and chew thoughtfully. He saw her eyes widen.
"Oh zese are amazing! What are zey? You 'ave better save me some."
"Of course my dear, they are just hidden from the kids or we would never have any. They are this amazing mix of a chocolate chip cookie and brownie."
Fleur sighed "Eet ees like a piece of Heaven. You better breeng me 'ome more of zese."
"They are sending me a shipment every month."
"Good," Fleur told him, finishing the snack and leaving the shed to go watch the kids. Bill quickly ate one and then joined his family.
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A month later an owl landed in front of Bill at the breakfast table. He was a bit confused when the owl stuck out its leg that held a letter because the only thing he was expecting today was a package-the new package of brookies. He opened the letter.
"Nooooo," Bill whined, a bit wolf-like, laying his head down, not even noticing when he laid it in his breakfast.
"What ees wrong?" Fleur asked her husband.
"They discontinued the brookies."
"No, zose 'orrible Muggles."
"Daddy, what are brookies?" Little Victorie asked.
"They were only the best chocolate chip and brownie mix ever," Bill told her wistfully, not fully aware of who he was speaking to, too heartbroken about his brookie loss.
"Daddy! You've been holding out on us," Victorie told him, all scandalized sounding. Oh oh he was in trouble with her and wouldn't even have a brookie to console him.
RIP Brookie. He was going to miss you.
A/N: *snorts* If you have ever had Brookies you will understand... LOL... Hope you all enjoyed this humorous piece... Click the button and let me knw what you think!