This fanfic takes place in the universe of Prodigy Math Game. Just to put that out there.

The Ice Worm beared down upon me, jaws ready to devour me whole. I wondered where I screwed up as it reared up like a snake, fangs exposed. And it struck at me.

OK, now you know how I nearly died, let me tell you about myself. The names Jonathan FateBreaker, wizard of Prodigy Island. (Please don't tell me you haven't heard of Prodigy Island) I live in a big Ice Cavern in the Shiverchill Mountains. Your probably wondering how I got this sweet Ice cave, so...TIME FOR A HISTORY LESSON! MAUH-HA-HA-HA!

I'm actually the last of the Noble FateBreakerian Dynasty. My parents died when I was small, so I inherited the family Ice Cavern Palace. I normally help out the locals using my talent for Ice Magic. Ever since I was born I had a knack for it. So I figured I could use my powers for good.

Why don't I just go to the Academy and study there? Because I have a little bit of Social difficulties. And teachers bug me. Sure my older cousin Eve went there but she's different.

If this is boring, why don't we skip to the part where the Ice Worm nearly kills every inhabitant of The Shiverchill Mountains? No? Good. I didn't think so.

So I was helping out a childhood friend of mine Bok the Yeti. When he told me about how SOMEONE or Something had been stealing his power crystals from the mine (not the dwarves this time)

So I went to the mine to investigate the source of the disturbance. And wouldn't you know it, a cave in occurred and trapped me in the mines.

SCREW MY LUCK! This is bad.

Why do I never remember to bring a flashlight? Because I don't own one, Derp. Why? Because I'm a wizard dingus. I can just light up my staff.

Noobs. Plus the mines are illuminated by all the ice crystals on the walls. Doi.

Anyway, I delved deeper into the darkness like Indiana Jones or something. (I never understood what was going on in those movies)

And you guys are probably board reading this sooo...Wanna hear a skeleton joke? It's pretty Humerus! *insert rim shot here* Get it? HUMERUS? Like the bone? Hah! Never gets old.

So after like, 5 hours of walking I come upon...A WALL! Thank you President Trump, (that's sarcasm, Trump suck cause he do twitter) Memes. Solution? Shoot it with a power beam. Simple. Behind the wall I find a...Chimichanga! JK bro, I find a long tunnel on the other side.

Anyway, Jonathan FateBreaker's guide to roasts: If someone say "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" You say "something you can't afford" and then their roasted. BOOM!

I'm saying random stuffs to you people reading this on fanfiction because I'm deadpool. (Not really) anyway...after like 64 hours I find the bottom of the cave. And I notice a faint reddish-purple glow. The glow of a power crystal.

I come to end of the tunnel and find...A POWAH CRISTA! YAYA! But right before I grab it this huge ice snake thing eats it. I think you can see where this is going. But hey, at least I may know the thief. (The ice snake thingy)

So I head over to Bok's Cave and tell him, The conversation went something along these lines:

Bok: "You say you think Big Ice Worm is stealing Bok's Power Crystal?"

Me: " I saw it gobble one right down soooooooo... I say yes to that theory."

Bok: "Bok want you to go to deep cavern, Rumors say that Ice Worm lives there. Bok think you should look there first."

Me: Alrighty then. Here I go.

Anyway, that's the first part of a very long series! This is what I started writing Fanfiction for. JONATHAN FATEBREAKER IS A THING NOW! WOOHOO!

WANT MORE? DONT WORRY! CHAPTER 2 IS ON IT'S WAY!