Chapter one " the phone call"
Note: I don't own teen titans or dc comics…. or anything else but my characters
Gar slowly walked in the kitchen yawning. It was 7:30 am in the morning and he was still a bit tired. He ran his fingers threw is now messy dark green hair, most of it fell in front of his dark green eyes as he did this. He sighed and he closed the kitchen window because he felt the wind go threw his orange nightshirt and his gray sweat pants, and it was rather cold. His light green skin had goose bumps on it as did his green pointed ears.
"…Freaking kids leaving the stupid window open…" he yawned again and closed his eyes as he leaned against the wall, he nearly fell asleep again till he heard yelling " what the crap?!" he shot open his eyes and ran to the dinning room to see a boy at the table
He had cherry red hair that was spiked with maroon eyes; he wore a pajamas type batman shirt with a pair of matching batman shorts. He was glaring at his bowel of 'rice krispies'. He was around 11 years old.
" What did you say to me?!" he yelled at his krispies as they continued to snap, crackle, pop.
"…" Gar just looked at him with a raised eyebrow and an emotionless face
" I'll put you in your place!" the boy raised his hand and it caught fire, he looked down at the krispies with a smirk
" Andy no…" gar finally said and Andy looked at him and the fire disappeared
" Oh…morning Gar…" Andy said and looked back at his bowl with a glare
" Why are you yelling at your rise krispies?" gar asked folding his arms
" Because I distinctly heard it say ' snap, crackle, fuck that asshole'" Andy said this pushing his bowl away
"…" Gar looked at him with a wtf expression but just sighed and stretched " ok then…watch your mouth Andy or I'll make you eat pea soup again"
"Fine…" Andy folded his arms and leaned back
" What the crap is with all the yelling?" a girl around 10 asked as she walked in the dinning room rubbing her eyes
Her long dark green hair was breaded in two breads with a bit of her hair covering her dark green eyes. She was wearing a purple nightgown that had an orange kitten on it. She wore a pair of bunny slippers and a bunny nightcap.
" My rice krispies where calling me names!" Andy informed her
"…" She looked at Andy then at her father "…daddy did Andy hit his head again?"
" I really don't know Emily…I really don't know" gar sighed
" Whatever…" Andy closed his eyes but opened them real fast and glared at his krispies " take that back!"
"…" Emily just looked at Andy then walked in the kitchen with an emotionless face
"…Dude you have problems kid" gar shook his head looking at Andy
" I-" he was interrupted by a boy with black hair
" Andy don't even try to defend your self on this…" he said as he walked in with a sigh
" Whatever Kevin" Andy looked at Kevin with an annoyed face
Kevin's black hair covered a bit of his light blue eyes. He was wearing a pair of blue jeans with a dark blue shirt. He had a katana strapped to his back. He was about 11
" I see your ready for the day" gar said looking at Kevin
" What can I say…I'm a early bird" Kevin said smiling
" I can see that" gar yawned, " Apparently I'm not…never was and never will"
" Geez…you act like a teenager…. will you ever grow up?" Andy asked with a slight smile
" Nope" gar said this simply and with a big smile
" If you think like that how come you aren't called beast boy anymore?" Kevin asked as he folded his arms and tilting his head
" Because I'm not a boy anymore…I'm a man" gar gave a proud smile
" Keep telling your self that dad," a boy said as he walked in with a yawn
" …Shut up mark" gar looked at his son with an annoyed face
Mark had spiky dark green hair with blue eyes. He was wearing a button up black nightshirt with a pair of matching pants. He his pure black kitten named Mr. Whiskers was sitting on his head with what looked like a grin.
"…Whatever" mark sat down at the table with a sigh
"…" Kevin looked at Mr. Whiskers sitting on top of Marks head, Mr. Whiskers head slowly shifted towards him with an evil grin "…that cat is so freaking evil"
" Shut up, leave Mr. Whiskers alone" mark said taking his cat off his head and started patting him
" Your so stupid if you like that cat…. how and the hell are you Emily's twin?" Andy asked
" Your just jealous because my cat doesn't like you" mark replied with an annoyed face
"…" Gar smiled to his self as he listened to the boys bicker at each other "…I miss being that young" he thought to his self
" Will you morons shut up?" a girl walked in and yelled
She had short puffy silver hair with light green eyes that always showed how she felt. She was currently wearing a long sleeved nightgown that tied at the back. She was at least nine years old and very cute.
"…" The boys just looked at her with annoyed faces
" Good morning Clair" gar said as he walked over to her and hugged her
" Morning gar" Clair said hugging him back and yawned again
" Well looks like everybody is up" gar let go of Clair and started to walk out the room but his cell phone started to ring " who in the hell is calling me this early" he took his cell phone and checked his caller ID and he blushed
" Ah… I think I know who it is," Andy said laughing a bit seeing gar blush
"Heh, I bet it's his girlfriend Amelia" mark said with a slight laugh
" Yeah it is" gar said smiling at the kids
" Go gar" Clair cheered him on with a toothily smile
"…Heh" gar answered his cell with a grin " hello beautiful"
" Hee hee, morning Garfield" a beautiful females voice said on the other line
" Heh, morning"
" So how's new York's weather today?" she asked
"…Well sunny…and-…wait what do you mean ' how's new York's weather today'…you live here to"
"Um…gar sweetie…. I'm not in new York at the moment"
" What?!" gar leaned against the wall
" I'm in California at the moment"
"Wait, wait…when did you get in California?"
" Well…yesterday…I'm visiting my parents…"
" Gee thanks for telling me" gar said in a sarcastic voice
" Its all part of my plan…" Amelia sounded amused
" What plan?"
" Well…my parents want to meet you and to see me…so I decided to go with out you because I wanted you to spend time with the kids…I want you to drive out here…see some land marks with then and all…have a good time with them"
" Are you high?"
" Not the last time I checked, no"
" I think you are…. there is no way I'm driving from New York to California with five kids…plus I have to take care of my company I cant just get up and leave"
" Yeah you can…you have done it before…see gar this is what I mean…you need to get out more with the kids…your to busy with your company to even notice some things" she sounded slightly annoyed
" I notice everything around here"
"…Did mark win his last soccer game?"
"…Um…" gar didn't quit know that
" How many mouths ago did we adopt the other three kids?"
"…. Um…well"
" How old is Emily?"
"Um…12…"
" No she's only ten"
" …" At that moment gar felt like a horrible parent
Amelia sighed, "…you understand now Garfield?"
" Yeah…. alright…fine…I'll do it…"
" Good…listen…its okay…you just got a little to caught up in your job that's all" she a had a caring voice
"…Yeah I know…ok…we'll leave tomorrow morning"
" Aright…I'll see you soon ok?"
" Yeah…love you"
" Love you"
"Bye…" at that gar hung up his cell phone with a sigh
" Hey dad what's going on?" Emily asked as she walked back in the dinning room
" Yeah…why is Amelia in cali.?" Kevin asked raising an eyebrow
" Are we going to California or something?" Andy asked as Clair and mark looked at gar with confused faces
"…Amelia is visiting her parents…and she wants us to come out there to…by car…" gar folded his arms
"…." The kids where silent
"…I know it doesn't sound like to much fun but-" they cut gar off
" Cool!" they all said together
"…" Gar sighed again and smiled " what in the hell did I get my self into?"
" So we leave tomorrow morning right?!" Clair asked all excited
" Yep…" gar tilted his head "…I guess while I'm out there I'll visit some friends of my own…" he smiled at the thought of seeing the other titans again
" This so going to be fun!" Emily said looking really excited
" I know… I always did want to see more of the U.S.A" Andy stood up and stretched
" Dude…I cant wait!" mark said leaning back in his chair
" Well we have to get prepared to go…. so I want you little demons from hell to go get ready…we're going to Wal-Mart!" gar raised a fist looking a bit excited about going now
Note: lol Wal-Mart…. anyways…the next chapter is going to be hilarious…thanks for reading please review…also this is a comedy so if you have any suggestions on what you think would be funny please let me know…:)