Dark Kisame again. This will make my second story. I'd like to thank Itachi5238 for this idea, thanks a lot ^-^. WARNING contains some mild language! I don't own anything and I've lost my mind I'm a psychopath … Its kinda long so be ready to read… SO! Who's ready for another episode of The Akatsuki?... Then shut up and sit down. :3 ... 4… 3… 2… 1… And we're live!

THE AKATSUKI'S JOURNEY TO THE THEME PARK: part 1

It's Saturday and the Akatsuki where doing what they normally do on a Saturday nothing, that is, there was nothing to do. Pein and Kakuzu were sitting at the table wondering what "extracurricular" activity that they all could do.

"OH! We could watch the Chunin exams…Na that's not until next week." Pein said resting his head in his hand. "Stop with the ideas already, you're giving me a headache." Kakuzu said, his head face down on the table. "Don't talk to your leader like that!" Pein said whacking Kakuzu in the head. "You asshole!" Kakuzu said throwing a stapler at Pein's head. "AAAAAHH!" Pein yelled as he jumped over table and tackled Kakuzu. Both Akatsuki members were rolling around on the floor punching and kicking each other. "Why won't you two just grow up?" Konan complained.

"Got any threes?" Kisame asked. "Go fish, you fish." Hidan said when he actually had two of them. "Don't lie." Itachi said. "How would you know?" Hidan said in his defense. "You can't escape these eyes." Itachi said as he took the cards and gave it to Kisame. "Um Itachi… that's a four and a nine." Kisame said. Hidan burst in to laughter. "Oops" Itachi said.

"Come on Deidara one more time." Sasori said laughing. "Okay one last time." Deidara threw out a clay fly. It buzzed around Zutsu about five times before he opened his trap. Zutsu fallowed the fly as it buzzed. Zutsu then jumped up and caught the fly in his mouth and swallowed it in a big gulp. Deidara preformed the seal and the fly blew up in Zutsu's stomach. "*koff*koff* God that tastes even worse the third time around. Xb" Sasori and Deidara started to laugh hysterically. "OMG that'll never get old. XD" Deidara said.

Tobi was just running around like an idiot yelling- "Tobi BORED, Tobi A GOOD BOY!" There was a knock on the door and Konan went to answer it. Konan opened the door in enough time to see the mail man running for dear life (probably didn't want Zutsu called on him again). Konan flipped through a series of ads, news papers, junk mail, you get it. One in particular caught her eye; it was a piece of paper that talked about a theme park lasting only a few days more. Konan looked at the others.

"ALRIGHT EVERYONE FRONT AND CENTER NOOOWWW!" She yelled. At once everybody stopped and ran over and stood in front Konan single file in a military-like fashion. "Now we're all going to a theme park and have fun instead of sitting here on your sorry asses!" Konan huffed. Everyone started to complain. "SHUT THE HELL UP," Konan yelled angrily. "So get ready… NOW!" Everyone scattered in different directions. A few minutes later everyone showed up in their own personal village outfits (It's less suspicious they way) except Zutsu who was wearing a black coat. The Akatsuki headed off to the theme park. Twenty minutes later they arrived at the park Tobi was complaining about being tired, which really annoyed everyone. Once inside everyone was paired and went their separate way.

Well that's it for part 1. If I put the whole thing together it would take forever. Please review and tell me what you think.

Ps. I'll get part 2 as fast as I can. Byeme ^-^