Chapter 1

It was like a totally tubular afternoon in the like totally radical realm of the like so-very-radicool Little Traitor Dudes for Children's Defense. And they were like totally tired and achey after like a very long day of protecting children's rights. They were like so looking forward to going home and like enjoying some well-deserved rest. Daddy like always greeted them with like chocolate milk and fresh-baked cookies whenever they like came back from a successful mission. And that was like simply an opportunity that they like totally couldn't pass up. Weary and tired, they like stumbled across the sidewalk like holding each other, in like the biggest warm fluffy ball of affection you've like ever seen in your life. But then like out of the corner of his eye, Divad like totally spotted someone suspicious like hiding in the bushes on like the opposite side of the road.

"Stand back, dudes. I like totally just saw a DNK Operative hiding behind those bushes."

The others groaned in like total exasperation. Hadn't they like done enough for today? But Divad was like adamant about protecting the rights of like all children. He like took his job as a Little Traitor Dude like very seriously. No matter like how much strength it like took out of him and his comrades. And he was right. It's not like they could like just turn their back on their cause. Even if they were tired. Steadily they like approached the area with like caution and precision so as to like not be seen or heard by any lurking enemies.

Ecnatsnoc somehow like totally lost her footing along the way though, and like totally fell through a shallow patch in the ground. The other dudes were like totally annoyed by her like total lack of tact, but that like totally didn't matter right now. They like totally loved their sis and were like totally worried that she may have like gotten hurt. Ecnatsnoc landed like totally softly onto a patch of like wet untrimmed grass. "Like ouch dude!" she like totally responded to the totally stinging sensation that like totally pulsated through her skin. She had like totally hit her elbow but it was like only a scrape, totally nothing she couldn't handle.

"Ecnat! Are you like okay?!" The other dudes scrambled to like her side to like make sure she like hadn't totally injured herself.

"I like totally am but..." Ecnat like turned her gaze slowly. The others looked over to like see a young dudette with like a green sweater and black hair, like totally paralyzed with like tiny cuts all over her face, writhing around on the ground in like total agony.

"Grrrrr..." the little dude muttered in like total resistance, struggling to like get herself on even footing. She like totally appeared to be a DNK operative. But that like totally didn't matter. The little traitor dudes were like totally sworn to protect like all children. And this was like totally no exception.

"Hold on, little dude. We'll like totally help you out of that mess."

"Grr..." she snarled in like total ferocity. "...don't touch me!"

But they like totally tried helping her up anyway. It didn't look like she could like walk on her own at the moment so they like decided they should like take her home and like treat those nasty scratches on her face.

Now that they got like a good look at her she was like actually pretty cute.

She was small, cute, and feisty. Just like a cat. Daddy totally wouldn't let them keep pets in the mansion because he was like totally allergic to animal fur.

But maybe...just like maybe...

Ecurb gently bent down to like pick her up and they like all gazed into her eyes like totally dreamily.

"Hey! Put me down!" she like shrieked in like total disgust.

But it was like already too late. They had like totally promised themselves that they like totally weren't abandoning her. And they like never backed down on like a promise.

"Sorry, dude! We're like just fulfilling our like sworn duties!"

Suddenly the sky like totally darkened up like just a bit.

"Gnarly man! We'd like better get you home! There's like totally a wicked storm moving in!"

So the Little Traitor dudes like hurriedly took like the quickest route back to their mansion so they could like arrive before the rain like totally started coming down.

They like got back to the mansion like rather late due to like their little detour, but they like couldn't just leave Ikuk out there all alone in the cold, dark, scary world with like no one to totally cuddle with.

Daddy like totally scolded them for coming back so late.

"Children! Oh thank goodness! You're alright! Where have you been all this time? I was worried sick about you!"

"Daddy!" They like shouted back in like total enamor. "We're like totally sorry for like getting home so late. We were like totally swamped helping out this little dude!"

Daddy like took a close look at Ikuk but like as soon as he came close to her face she like totally bit at him, baring a pair of like totally sharp jagged teeth.

"Cripes! That's no ordinary child. Th-th-that's a destructively nefarious kid!" Daddy like totally cowered in fear and like hid behind the sofa.

"Daddy. We know that. But she's like hurt! And it's like not like we could like just leave her out there in the rain."

"O-oh alright. But only for tonight! As soon as this storm's over she leaves. And whatever you do d-d-don't let her out of your sight!

"Thanks Daddy! You're like totally the best!" They like totally hugged him before retreating off to their room.

"Oh deary me. What have I just done?!"