Megamind had always known he liked both men and women. It had never been an emotional struggle to work out if he was gay, or straight, or bi. He was always bisexual. But that didn't mean he didn't struggle. Throughout high school he wrestled with confusing and conflicting feelings that he couldn't comprehend. Why was he attracted to some people and not others? What was the characteristic that made some people acceptable to him and others not? For years he struggled with the conundrum, never able to work it out.
Nor was he able to deduct why he was so attracted to Roxanne Richie and the insufferable prat Wayne Scott.
For years he admired them secretly; battling Wayne outside of school for control of Metrocity, and during school hours he locked minds with Roxanne, the smartest person he had ever known. And over the years he grew, becoming more and more attached to their presence in his life.
Until one day he found himself completely in love with them both.
He'd cried himself to sleep the night he'd realised his teenage lust had transformed to adult love. Minion had held him tightly all night, at a loss of how to help. The weeks following his revelation were spent in quiet contemplation while going through the motions. He did his homework to an average level, too distracted to give any more effort, and didn't even attempt any evil schemes. He was just too confused and frustrated.
Filled with this longing he could never act on.
When people started to notice his unusual behaviour he'd sneered at them and threatened dehydration. It worked, they left him alone to his self imposed solitude. But one lunch hour he saw Wayne and Roxanne sitting quietly together under a tree, shoulder to shoulder and staring at him like he was a puzzle to be worked out. He'd gone home to the lair immediately; locking himself in the bathroom and staring at himself in the mirror.
He was starting to gain the attention of the very people he wanted to avoid. He needed to throw them off the trail. He worked through the night, and by sun up the next morning Megamind had developed a new death ray to destroy Wayne with. And a plan to use it.
It was the first time he had ever taken a hostage, and who better than the belle of the school Miss Roxanne Richie?
Even though he was bested easily by Wayne and was sent back to jail by lunch time, his plan's true purpose had worked. Roxanne and Wayne had left the crime scene together without a backwards glance at him. Perfection.
His evil ego restored, Megamind began his evil career anew, throwing himself into his work and ramping up the extravagance of his plans.
That had been ten years ago. And now he was a super villain feared by all peoples of the world. Megamind: Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius And Master Of All Villainy. The hottest topic of conversation of the evil underworld. All the villainesses wanted him and all the villains wanted to be him.
He still only wanted Wayne and Roxanne though.
At least now - after so many years - he had unlocked the secret of his attraction to them; an attraction that had started over a decade ago.
They both had amazing blue eyes.